College Football Valentine's Day Poetry

[LeMoyneCuse]

SB Nation's Twitter feed has started a thing where they're asking for sports version of the "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..."

I submitted:

Roses are red
And in Cuse they're frozens
We're always worried
Dino will next coach the Trojans

Also:

Roses are red
And where we grow them is grungey
Who needs a playbook
When you've got Eric Dungey

What you got, SyracuseFan?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nike is colorblind
No orange for you.

 

[SU in Hershey]

Roses are red,
Our unis orange and blue,
If you think orange with purple is better,
Come September, we’ve got news for you!

 

[SU in Hershey]

Roses are red,
But here we bleed orange,
Speed on turf, you’re overmatched,
On sweet victory, we’ll forever more binge.

 

[texascpa]

Roses are red,
But here we bleed orange,
Speed on turf, you’re overmatched,
On sweet victory, we’ll forever more binge.

That...was...horrible...and...didn't...rhyme.

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
RIP Chucks
It’s Valentine’s Day
And Georgetown still sucks

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
Clemson likes purple
After playing the Cuse
Their players will hirple.

 

[SU in Hershey]

That...was...horrible...and...didn't...rhyme.

What, no credit for trying to rhyme with orange? It's close (that damn "b" gets in the way) and I liked the challenge. Otherwise, what's wrong with it?
I'm not butt hurt...I'm just asking.

 

[721Comstock]

Roses are red
Our linemen, we fatten 'em
Our team's named the Orange
But we wear Nike Platinum

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Roses are red
Rose stems are thin
When we went to Death Valley
Clemson was lucky to win

 

[Moontan]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My wife loves football,
What else could I do?

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
Your mother’s a Hoya
When we play in the Dome
We’re as fast as Juan Pablo Montoya

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Roses are red
Nighttime is black
We’ll never know
How Eric fixed his back

 

[Trueblue25]

Roses are red
Alton just got another sack
Its Valentines Day
Syracuse Football finally loves you back

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
Our dome is the Carrier
Without the pee troughs
The lines will be scarier

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
Our coach’s name is Dino
Rutgers fans are bloated
They probably need Beano

 

[RandomGuy]

Dear Clemson,

"Close your eyes" it was said,
The vision came true,
Cuse is a Monster,
And they're coming for you .

Happy Valentine's.

 

[SU in Hershey]

SB Nation's Twitter feed has started a thing where they're asking for sports version of the "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue..."

I submitted:

Roses are red
And in Cuse they're frozens
We're always worried
Dino will next coach the Trojans

Also:

Roses are red
And where we grow them is grungey
Who needs a playbook
When you've got Eric Dungey

What you got, SyracuseFan?

This was fun! I think we should look at Limericks sometime later in the spring or summer, to help pass some of the downtime until the season actually starts. That should bring out some of the best (and worst) in us. But we might need to forewarn the Mods as it could get...uhhh, let's say "colorful" with some of our more clever, and often inebriated posters!

 

[JJReddawg]

Roses are red
We’re starting Devito
We’ll be headed to New Orleans
It will be muy bonito

 

[RandomGuy]

Dino's the head,
Dreams coming true,
Shafer is crying,
GRob has no clue.

 

[Pyle]

Roses are many colors
Not always red
2019 OOC opponents?
They ****ing DEAD!

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

But we might need to forewarn the Mods as it could get...uhhh, let's say "colorful" with some of our more clever, and often inebriated posters!

Give me a couple of hours to take care of the inebriated poster part. I've got a Troeg's Impending Descent and Nugget Nectar waiting for me at home.

 

[SU in Hershey]

Give me a couple of hours to take care of the inebriated poster part. I've got a Troeg's Impending Descent and Nugget Nectar waiting for me at home.

They are right down the road from where I work...well, maybe a mile or two. Always busy. I still think of them as just a popular but local entity and forget they are regionally popular. Cheers!

 

[pacusewife]

Give me a couple of hours to take care of the inebriated poster part. I've got a Troeg's Impending Descent and Nugget Nectar waiting for me at home.

I tried to read this like it was a poem hahaha

 

[SU in Hershey]

I tried to read this like it was a poem hahaha

Either you are already inebriated or you need a few drinks.

My guess is the latter since you've got little ones at home.