Donnie & His Uncrustable | Syracusefan.com

Donnie & His Uncrustable

I always took the edges off Pop Tarts (too dry without the jelly inside), and never toasted them.
 
Only serial killers toast their pop-tarts.
That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then
 
That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then

That’s what a serial killer would say.
 
That’s where you are wrong sir. As a child my sister and eye would sit down many a cold January afternoon and tune into Scoobie Doo on the STM Club . What would we mark these occasions with? Some nicely toasted pop tarts. It was the peak of my life. I just didn’t know it then

I see what you did there.
 
If you cant see the jelly it has a crust. Its more like a crimp, but its a crust. Kudos to Donnie for exposing the audacity of this marketing semantic.
 
This is like the no 1 snack now for college and pro teams. Not sure why it’s weird
It’s weird because it already doesn’t have a crust. And freeman still removed part of the sandwich.
 

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