Facts about Scott Shafer

[SU2NASA]

His favorite ice cream flavor is pain.

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Between semesters at Baldwin-Wallace, he helped speed up renovations at the college by running through brick walls.

 

['72 Orange]

Covered with crushed nuts!

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

A real fact about Scott Shafer: He went to high school in Painesville, Ohio. It all makes sense now.

 

[ImperialOrange]

Scott Shafer is single handedly finishing the practice facility as we speak using duct tape, paper clips, and a 28 lb sledge hammer. Somehow it will be stronger and better looking than the initial artist renderings.

 

[Rocco]

Shafer is giving out free chin kicks with his steel-toed boots at the NYS Fair.

 

[SU2NASA]

Scott Shafer doesn't bleed orange. He doesn't bleed.

 

[OrangeTarheel]

When a vampire bites Scott Shafer he becomes Scott Shafer.

 

[JJReddawg]

Fact: Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in the Terminator series was based on Scott Shafer's life story.

 

[Rocco]

Shafer is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[JJReddawg]

Scott Shafer demanded that the Walt Disney Company make a princess named after his daughter and he wanted her to be hardnosed in harsh conditions. Disney, terrified by the demand, made "Frozen".

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

Scott Shafer wrestled in high school. Not on any team, mind you. He wrestled bears. And never lost.

 

[ImperialOrange]

When a vampire bites Scott Shafer he becomes Scott Shafer.

That's terrifying to think about. There could potentially be an army of Scott Shafers to which no weapon could stop.

 

[SU2NASA]

Heroin is addicted to Scott Shafer.

 

[ImperialOrange]

The currency or Bratislava is a picture of Scott Shafer scowling.

 

[Scooch]

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

Shafer went public with his own buttocks and made seven million dollars.

Did I ever tell you about the time Shafer went hunting? Well, Shafer decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagul.

We once had a bachelor party for Shafer. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Shafer once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hart.

Shafer's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

He jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.

His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.

He showers in grain alcohol.

He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.

He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

[SU2NASA]

He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.

Shafer went public with his own buttocks and made seven million dollars.

Did I ever tell you about the time Shafer went hunting? Well, Shafer decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagul.

We once had a bachelor party for Shafer. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Shafer once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hart.

Shafer's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

He jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.

His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.

He showers in grain alcohol.

He uses the Shroud of Turin as a gold towel.

He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Bill Brasky is terrified of Scott Shafer

 

[airforcecuse]

Helen Keller's favorite color is Scott Shafer.

 

[Orangejet]

Not only does he drink beer out of a can, he eats the can afterwards...

 

[jgeorge322]

When a vampire bites Scott Shafer he becomes Scott Shafer.

had to give this one an extra lol. never heard that. hilarious.

 

[HtownOrange]

When SS want s fresh salmon he beats up a bear and takes it.

 

[OrangeTown]

Scott Shafer once told Jarhead Jim he thinks his little girly arms are cute.

 

[JJReddawg]

Medusa turned to stone after looking at Shafer.

 

[SUfaninAZ]

Scott Shafer is...... The most hard-nosed man in the world.

 

[RF2044]

Scott Shafter likes to eat lightning and crap thunder.