Facts about Scott Shafer

[OrangeTarheel]

Scientists use Scott Shafer to calibrate their instruments.

 

[Lawrinson14]

To this day, Scott Shafer is undefeated in Duck-Duck-Goose. Who would dare want that man chasing them after tapping him on the head?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

The highest rank in the Boy Scouts of New Zealand is Scott Shafer.

 

[Upstate]

Did I ever tell you about the time Shafer took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Shafer takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Shafer yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!"

 

[Lawrinson14]

Scott doesn't spell his last name "Schafer" because "c" is the first letter of "coward".

 

[HtownOrange]

I took it like a man and thanked him afterwards.

That's because you are a Hardnosed Fan!

 

[Orangetradition44]

Sharks around the world enjoy a special 7-days of programming every year... It's called Shafer Week.

 

[SU2NASA]

Scott Shafer won the World Series of Poker with a 2 of spades, Get Out of Jail Free card from Monopoly, a Visa card, a 7 from Uno, and an iPod nano.

 

[Scooch]

He was actually adopted at the age of 5 after being raised by a pack of wolves.

Lie.

Shafer raised the pack of wolves.

 

[Orijinal]

The weight of Scott Shafer's words would break a lesser man's jaw.

Scott Shafer does not do pushups. He pushes the earth down.

A dog named Scott Shafer cannot be broken. Nobody tells Scott Shafer what to do.

 

[HtownOrange]

There was a time back in Ohio when a tornado was tearing through the land and when it came up to Scott Shafer it settled itself down to a cool breeze.

Scott Shafer tried bull fighting once but the bull was afraid of him.

 

[RandygoCuse]

The one thing he can't do? Get Melissa Ethridge to stop calling him

 

[OrangeAggieArmy]

When Scott Shafer drops his load in a washing machine, it won't stop calling and follows him around for 3 weeks.

 

[Ragman2000]

When Scott Shafer drops his load in a washing machine, it won't stop calling and follows him around for 3 weeks.

Well done.

 

[DoubleDee]

Jesus walked on water, but Scott Shafer can swim on land.

 

[Shaggy]

Scott Shafer rollerbladed down Niagara Falls

 

[DeGrozz]

They were going to put Scott Shafer's face on Mt. Rushmore, but the engineers said the granite wasn't hard enough for his nose.

 

[SUskibum]

Scott Shafer would rather be the Jim boeheim of syracuse football than another cog in the scarlet and grey machine


Wait... What was this thread about?...

 

[SUforme]

When Scott Shafer does a pushup he doesn't push up he pushes the ground down.

 

[WickedOrange]

Scott Shafer doesn't have kids, he has wolfgangs.

 

[CuseGrad94]

when Scott Shafer masturbates you orgasm

 

[DoubleDee]

When Scott Shafer touches water he doesn't get wet, water gets scott Shafer.

 

[LPOrange]

The city wanted to name a street after Scott Shafer but they'd have to prohibit any pedestrians. No one crosses Scott Shafer and lives.

 

[DoubleDee]

Scott Shafer can divide by zero.

 

[DoubleDee]

When asked his opinion of chuck Norris, Scott Shafer replied "never heard of her".