Facts about Scott Shafer

[SUfaninAZ]

Shafer is giving out free chin kicks with his steel-toed boots at the NYS Fair.

If he can't feel pain... He'll deal pain!

 

[Franz69]

Scott Shafer is coming for you man. His style is impetuous. His defense is impregnable and just ferocious. He wants your heart. He wants to eat your children.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Scott Shafer thinks the word "Touchdown" is too soft. He is actively lobbying the NCAA to change it to "Beatdown" to make it more hard-nosed.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Scott Shafer once beat up a gravedigger. Not a person, the monster truck.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Scott Shafer had to quit playing baseball because he took the words "Sacrifice fly" way too seriously.

 

[HtownOrange]

Scott Shafer tried to enlist in the French Foreign Legion, Britain's Royal Marines and the USMC but was denied each time because he was too hardnosed.

 

[Lawrinson14]

Scott Shafer once proclaimed, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." Then he promptly did.

 

[SU2NASA]

The adult industry once tried to replicate the size and power of Scott Shafer in bed. The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.

 

[SUFaninNJ]

When a Zombie Apocolypse starts, Scott Shafer doesn't try to survive, the zombies do.

 

[Trueblue25]

Helen Keller's favorite color is Scott Shafer.

:rolling:

 

[OburgOrange]

Scott Shafer doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the out of it!

 

[cusefan83]

Solar flares are the result of Scott Shafer staring at the sun!

 

[CuseCactus]

Thank God football is back

 

[Toga]

Scott Shafer just kicked my ass.

 

[RandygoCuse]

Scott Shafer can text from a rotary phone

Scott Shafer was shot in the head. A team of specialists was brought in but no matter what they tried they could not repair the bullet.

Scott Shafer's favorite movie? Eat, Pray, Love. No one would dare laugh at him for this.

 

[HtownOrange]

Scott Shafer just kicked my ass.

Thankfully he was only warming up for tonight, he will do much worse to VanillaNova. I'd hate to lose a good poster like you, but if it is for the team...

 

[xc84]

He was actually adopted at the age of 5 after being raised by a pack of wolves.

 

[Toga]

Thankfully he was only warming up for tonight, he will do much worse to VanillaNova. I'd hate to lose a good poster like you, but if it is for the team...

I took it like a man and thanked him afterwards.

 

[SU2NASA]

Scott Shafer once sent me a tape of him having sex with my girlfriend. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Scott Shafer invented the blueberry pie.

 

[RandygoCuse]

When Scott Shafer attends Jewish weddings, he puts the glass together after the ceremony.

 

[Ragman2000]

When asked to dice carrots for dinner after a loss last year, Shafer didn't even notice he had gone too far until it was pointed out to him that his right hand was missing. His family still ate that casserole out of fear.

 

[SU2NASA]

When Scott Shafer gives blood he uses a gun and a bucket.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Scott Shafer played Kenickie in his highschool's production of Grease.

 

[RandygoCuse]

You know who Chuck Norris dresses up for for Halloween? Not Scott Shafer - Chuck's afraid to.