Going for 2

[masc23]

So, the Florida Gators are playing East Carolina today in the Birmingham Bowl, and at half, Florida's giving the Pirates the business. But that, comrades, is not why we are here.

We're here because Florida running back Adam Lane Jr. trotted in the end zone from two yards out early in the second quarter. Shortly thereafter, people started to notice that somewhere along the drive, Lane appeared to s@&t his pants. The photo evidence above, however, could be deemed circumstantial. So we went the extra mile. We dug.

Above is photo evidence of a trainer procuring a towel for Lane after the touchdown to cover his sh&&ty ass. Also important is defensive back Keanu Neal's slightly blurry "are you fing kidding me?" face.

And five minutes later: the proof. Lane's back on the field with new, white pants. He definitely s@&t himself.

http://deadspin.com/florida-running-back-shits-pants-1677266274

lol!

 

[orangenauburn]

As one commentator stated ... One Concussion sign is loss of bowel control

 

[OttoinGrotto]

arm tackling

 

[Millhouse]

When I was a kid playing soccer, my friend scored, got elbowed in the gut by a kid on the other team on the way back to midfield. He sharts, runs straight to the woods, disposes the evidence and goes commando the rest of the way. Same game, my jock straps rip away where it meets the cup part. Every step up down whap up down whap. Off to the woods I go to dispose the evidence. Strange.

 

[MadNY3]

This thread, for no reason, reminds me how much I can't stand Pat Dye.

As you were.