AirForceOrange
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Have tallied the voting up to now...not gonna give anything away...
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Happy Endings Region FIRST ROUND VOTING
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KingOtis
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They all wear make-up.
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There is a lot of crack smoking going on in this thread regarding whom has the prettiest face.
Facial attractiveness has been widely studied. Laws of symmetry, and hell, even Pi are involved. If a face is symmetrical, it is apparently attractive. That said, facial attractiveness, among us galoots, is going to be highly subjective. So, y'all need a dictator to do a definitive ranking. Nominating myself, here is my definitive ranking of facial attractiveness in this region.
Natalie Portman - She definitely passes the laws of symmetry, despite her horrible chemistry with Anakin Skywalker.
Stacy Keibler - I really don't want to rank her above the two below, but she is definitely cute. She may rank higher because of her universal appeal.
Amanda Seyfried - Amanda and Marion are my kinda gals. They look equally smashing in a black dress, or in a ball cap at the game, or even in a sundress banging on hippy drums at Lollapalooza. They'd be at the top of my list, but as a dictator, I want to be fair.
Marion Cotillard - wide range among this gal. Love it.
Cobie Smulders - eyes are on the face, and ... wow.
Olivia Wilde - right there with Cobie in my book.
Kelly Brook - ranks right there with Pinder. But her locks & big eyes sets her above.
Lucy Pinder - She has a technically attractive face (assuming you can even find a picture of her face), but it is plainish compared to the rest of the faces in this region. Thin hair, lips, eyes, nose looks a little off center, but really, there is nothing wrong with her. A certain poster here is only thinking about her tatas.
Facial attractiveness has been widely studied. Laws of symmetry, and hell, even Pi are involved. If a face is symmetrical, it is apparently attractive. That said, facial attractiveness, among us galoots, is going to be highly subjective. So, y'all need a dictator to do a definitive ranking. Nominating myself, here is my definitive ranking of facial attractiveness in this region.
Natalie Portman - She definitely passes the laws of symmetry, despite her horrible chemistry with Anakin Skywalker.
Stacy Keibler - I really don't want to rank her above the two below, but she is definitely cute. She may rank higher because of her universal appeal.
Amanda Seyfried - Amanda and Marion are my kinda gals. They look equally smashing in a black dress, or in a ball cap at the game, or even in a sundress banging on hippy drums at Lollapalooza. They'd be at the top of my list, but as a dictator, I want to be fair.
Marion Cotillard - wide range among this gal. Love it.
Cobie Smulders - eyes are on the face, and ... wow.
Olivia Wilde - right there with Cobie in my book.
Kelly Brook - ranks right there with Pinder. But her locks & big eyes sets her above.
Lucy Pinder - She has a technically attractive face (assuming you can even find a picture of her face), but it is plainish compared to the rest of the faces in this region. Thin hair, lips, eyes, nose looks a little off center, but really, there is nothing wrong with her. A certain poster here is only thinking about her tatas.
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Well, since no one else has voted we can use this tally to determine the winner. So, AFO, what you got?
AirForceOrange
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Keibler - 13
Portman - 8
Brook - 13
Seyfried - 8
Wilde - 16
Smulders - 6
Pinder - 15
Cotillard - 6
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Portman - 8
Brook - 13
Seyfried - 8
Wilde - 16
Smulders - 6
Pinder - 15
Cotillard - 6
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It's a bit bizarre that these matchups were essentially won and lost by the same margins.
And that I voted for the loser in each matchup. Save for Wilde, none of these winners are a suitable replacement for JLH, IMO.
