Hey Maryland

[OttoinGrotto]

I've been in the Comcast Center twice. Once to take a leak before we beat your football team, and once to take a leak after we beat your football team.

You should feel bad.

 

[Trueblue25]

Hey Rutgers,

Wait...


Feel bad.

 

[tee1222]

Hey Maryland,

Is this all you've got?

You should feel bad.

 

[tee1222]

Hey Maryland,

Better run!

You should feel bad.

 

[creatorsgam]

Did that turtle just run a sub-4.4 40? That was amazing.

 

[Halo]

Hey Maryland,

I've got a turtle head on the way and I'm thinking of you.

You should feel bad.

 

[adk(roc)CUSE]

Hey Maryland,

2004 NCAA tournament.

We didn't feel bad.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Hey Maryland,

You bought high on Randy Edsall.

You feel bad.

 

[orange79]

Hey Maryland,

You 'escaped' the Carolina Mafia by fleeing to the B1G (MI, O$U, etc.)? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy your trips to Iowa City and Lincoln.

You should feel bad (and stupid).

 

[Zippy1808]

Hey Maryland,
If you go in the back entrance of the Comcast Center... (the one up the huge staircase)...
Walk in the doors, make a right.
There is a family restroom on the right side of the concourse.
Plenty of privacy.
I puked in there - twice - right before we beat you in football this year.
It felt SO good.

 

[SmilinBob]

Hey Maryland,
Eddie Flum Num and Mr. Trolley miss you
You'll be back with them soon living in the 60's with the Big 10
You should feel bad.

 

[NKR1978]

Hey Maryland, no one fears the turtle.

 

[UnderHisOwnPower]

Hey Maryland,

All of your best basketball talent wants to play college ball in Syracuse

You should feel bad

 

[NineOneSeven]

Hey Maryland,

We lost two games in a row. Sometimes it's best to talk about it with somebody.

We feel pretty bad.

 

[sutomcat]

Hey Maryland:

No stainless steel pee troughs in the Comcast Center. No Sweet Sixteens in a decade. 2 winning ACC seasons in the last decade. What happened to you? Prepping for your new role in the B1G?

You should feel bad.

 

[No Hoyas]

Hey Maryland,
Even Georgetown thinks your insignificant.
You should feel bad.

 

[ebucklewis]

Hey Maryland,
When I drive through College Park, I make sure to drive my beltway beater because I always run over so many turtles.
so.. somebody needs to feel bad about that, and it's not going to be me..

 

[realorange]

Hey Maryland

You are a lame duck ACC member

That should make you feel reeeeaaaly bad

 

[Orangello]

Hey Maryland
Gary Williams is better at sports broadcsting then he was coaching your basketball team
You should really feel bad

 

[BuffOrange]

Hey Maryland,

You 'escaped' the Carolina Mafia by fleeing to the B1G (MI, O$U, etc.)? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoy your trips to Iowa City and Lincoln.

You should feel bad (and stupid).

Even on the off chance that Chrysler Arena actually has alternating possession arrows, this is honestly a good point.
Prior to the NW-OSU game last year, had anyone ever seen a QB not get the benefit of a spot - provided they didn't get pushed backwards - when he needed a 1/2 inch for a 1st down? Imagine that happening the other way in the HorseShoe. Ha, better chance of getting a blocking foul in Cameron. OK maybe not but still.

 

[HtownOrange]

Hey Maryland,

You gave away historic rivalries with Duke, UNC, UVA, Wake, etc., for a rivalry with Rutgers.

You should feel bad.

 

[tptcuse]

Hey Maryland,

If you can't come up with some extremely clever signs after Saturday night's game, then

you should feel bad.

 

[Cuse Action]

I've been in the Comcast Center twice. Once to take a leak before we beat your football team, and once to take a leak after we beat your football team.

You should feel bad.

Genius alert!!