I’d like to thank God, my family, and Syracuse coaches

[atlanticuse]

Insert remaining boilerplate

 

[oldpinepoint]

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[OrangeXtreme]

Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers.

 

[dwilmont44]

If another school wants to pay me to be a fan of them I'm not afraid to admit I'd listen to their offer

 

[Dinkyspond]

Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers.

The Father, Son and Holy Ghost switched up by Celtic fans to be John Havlichek, Larry Bird and Johnny Most.

 

[orangeinohio]

I’m waiting for someone to close with:

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch