I had a weird thought

[OttoinGrotto]

I wondered how long JB might coach for. I'm not convinced death will stop him. Which would mean he would coach as a zombie. And I wondered, how many of his physical tendencies would carry over from his live days. For example, the sideline nose picking. Which would be pretty horrific, because as a zombie one can envision a scenario where his inserted finger simply removes a putrid nostril from his nose. Alternatively, Zombie Jim Boeheim could break off a decaying finger directly into his nostril. And it would hang there, the rest of the game, and depending on the zombie lore you subscribe to, may even continue picking.

Food for thought, right?

 

[ebucklewis]

I wondered how long JB might coach for. I'm not convinced death will stop him. Which would mean he would coach as a zombie. And I wondered, how many of his physical tendencies would carry over from his live days. For example, the sideline nose picking. Which would be pretty horrific, because as a zombie one can envision a scenario where his inserted finger simply removes a putrid nostril from his nose. Alternatively, Zombie Jim Boeheim could break off a decaying finger directly into his nostril. And it would hang there, the rest of the game, and depending on the zombie lore you subscribe to, may even continue picking.

Food for thought, right?

Seems about right. What is the weird part?

 

[two3zone]

He could be coaching through the 2022 season if Buddy red shirts which could be possible.

Here I am doing everything I can yo retire by 55-57 and JB is trying to stay on the job till 80.

 

[AlaskaSU]

He usually reports on how many rebounds a dead man would get.

 

[dasher]

Well, we just played a dead program. So there is that

 

[MSOrange]

He could be coaching through the 2022 season if Buddy red shirts which could be possible.

Here I am doing everything I can yo retire by 55-57 and JB is trying to stay on the job till 80.

My goal is 60 but I'll take 55-57 with no problem.

 

[Cuseball]

I wondered how long JB might coach for. I'm not convinced death will stop him. Which would mean he would coach as a zombie. And I wondered, how many of his physical tendencies would carry over from his live days. For example, the sideline nose picking. Which would be pretty horrific, because as a zombie one can envision a scenario where his inserted finger simply removes a putrid nostril from his nose. Alternatively, Zombie Jim Boeheim could break off a decaying finger directly into his nostril. And it would hang there, the rest of the game, and depending on the zombie lore you subscribe to, may even continue picking.

Food for thought, right?

I like this post but love it. This is a really thought provoking post. I actually think Taurean, White and Gillon showed zombie tendencies on defense last year. Very slow, lethargic and uninterested movements.

 

[TinyManInside]

Zombie Boeheim is a distinct possibility. I know for a fact that he doesn't have any plans to retire (never had any for that matter either).

 

[OttoinGrotto]

He could be coaching through the 2022 season if Buddy red shirts which could be possible.

Here I am doing everything I can yo retire by 55-57 and JB is trying to stay on the job till 80.

Shoot, I'm aiming for like, 45.

 

[realorange]

My goal is 60 but I'll take 55-57 with no problem.

Unless you are a workaholic, the sooner you retire the better. Having said that, you'd better have something to fill your time when you make everyday a Saturday.

 

[Briancuse]

I'll take zombie jb over 75 pct of the other coaches out there.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

 

[texascpa]

That...isssss...weird

 

[SUOrangeSU]

I just wonder if we put a band aid on the negative recruiting of JB leaving...Hear me out...when it gets time for Buddy to be a junior/senior, will we be right back to square 1 where coaches will be using that against us and hard for us to pull recruits during those years? Because we had multiple recruits state publicly that they aren't considering us because they didn't know the coaching situation.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Unless you are a workaholic, the sooner you retire the better. Having said that, you'd better have something to fill your time when you make everyday a Saturday.

I'm going to do underground street fighting, like Esther.

 

[bevosu]

A weird thought from OttoinGrotto?

The Professor Irwin Corey of syracusefan.com

 

[OttoinGrotto]

A weird thought from OttoinGrotto?

The Professor Irwin Corey of syracusefan.com

Ok. Yes. This feels right. How do I change the text under my avatar to be Professor Irwin Corey?

 

[CuseTroop]

Shoot, I'm aiming for like, 45.

I’ve been shooting for 35, but I think I’ll need to push it to 40.

My retirement plan is a little different than most though.

 

[orange79]

Ok. Yes. This feels right. How do I change the text under my avatar to be Professor Irwin Corey?

I'm not sure you can do it yourself, but go to your profile page and see if you have that option. If that doesn't work, PM Bees or temery.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I’ve been shooting for 35, but I think I’ll need to push it to 40.

My retirement plan is a little different than most though.

The plan is to party, isn't it?

 

[CuseTroop]

The plan is to party, isn't it?

That’s my exact plan.

Cash out, party until I run out of money or die, whichever comes first. If I run out of money I’ll just head back to the office and start over lol

 

[OttoinGrotto]

That’s my exact plan.

Cash out, party until I run out of money or die, whichever comes first. If I run out of money I’ll just head back to the office and start over lol

Given the plan, probably wise to start retirement early, as your chronological age might be a lot lower than your liver's age.

 

[CuseTroop]

Given the plan, probably wise to start retirement early, as your chronological age might be a lot lower than your liver's age.

Yea, that’s why I was pushing for 35. But I want to do it right, I want to be able to go a few years.

 

[MSOrange]

Unless you are a workaholic, the sooner you retire the better. Having said that, you'd better have something to fill your time when you make everyday a Saturday.

Absolutely. I'm thinking my plan is to look for volunteer opportunities to help the disabled - maybe helping provide motivation in hospitals, rehab centers.

 

[themorey]

Al Davis went all crypt keeper his last several years as Raiders owner so there's a precedent. However, my hope is JB will gracefully step down long before that happens.