I know this much...

[OrangeXtreme]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

 

[Shenexon]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

1. I can't quite get myself to like your post but feel for you.
2. It's way, way, way too much information.
3. LGO!!

 

[Roger N]

1. I can't quite get myself to like your post but feel for you.
2. It's way, way, way too much information.
3. LGO!!

Eric,
Here is a hint for you. Don't ask the person doing the insertion, what they tell people when they are asked "What do you do for a living?" I did one time. Ouch!

 

[Frozen]

If the country was going to get a colonoscopy, they’d stick the hose in Rutgers.

 

[CA Monk]

Thanks for the straight line:
1. Either way it stinks.
2. And ESPN is televising it on ESPANAL
3. I respect your decision
Your Turn : 4. _______________

 

[SU68]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

Good luck and congratulations on your smart decision. Nobody was going to stick anything up my ass. I paid for that stupidity with colorectal surgery in 2013. The saying is that God takes care of drunks and fools. He certainly helped this fool.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Eric,
Here is a hint for you. Don't ask the person doing the insertion, what they tell people when they are asked "What do you do for a living?" I did one time. Ouch!

So I shouldn't tell them I work for the IRS?

 

[SaltineWarrior]

Just had mine. The surgery itself is a piece of cake and it is the right thing to do for you and your family. Just drink the prep solution as quickly as possible; the taste starts to become annoying after too many gulps.

I went to the DMV the following day to get m license renewed. That was a bigger pain in the ass.

 

[Qbobby]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

Moooooon River......

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Thanks for the straight line:
1. Either way it stinks.
2. And ESPN is televising it on ESPANAL
3. I respect your decision
Your Turn : 4. _______________

I hope they don't find life on Uranus.

Remember, the 9 PM show is completely different than the 7 PM show. Try the veal.

 

[SURules]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

LOL.. I need to schedule mine and keep putting it off.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

You guys are too stressed today.

I had to do something to lighten the load.

 

[OrlandoCuse]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

Hope you have a successful bowel season

 

[Crusty]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

Had mine earlier this year and then Pitt did it to me again.

 

[dasher]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

My last one, and I'm not joking, the dr was a hoop player for Kansas. I rubbed in the title game right before the procedure. Not a wise move on my part.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

My last one, and I'm not joking, the dr was a hoop player for Kansas. I rubbed in the title game right before the procedure. Not a wise move on my part.

My uncle's cardiologist in Philly is Dr. Reggie Ho. He was the kicker on Notre Dame's 1988 National Championship team.

True story.

 

[cuse309]

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for this month.

Regardless of our bowl destination, I'm getting it stuck up my ass either way.

So it's a win win?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

So it's a win win?

Not until they show me the photos.