They don't need a thing, a friend told me this is how it going to happen this year:
At exactly 11:59 the lights go off and the countdown begins! New years eve style ... just like times square ... As the countdown draws near pitch black dome only illuminated by lasers and smoke everywhere ... what's that dropping? A Big Apple? Nope ... a big fat joint ... midnight strikes and the place is going crazy ... as a giant inflatable pig sails through the air as Tone Loc busts out his classic stoner hit, "Cheeba" ... The neon glow suit people from America's Got Talent comes flying down off the the giant floating pig and proceeds to kill Deena (wearing a Rutgers shirt) and The Russian Bar Trio (wearing GTown grey) ninja style. Then they start bringing out the kegs ... oh wait, I can't give away all the details ...