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I'm kind of surprised nobody has posted yet

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About how they woke up at 4 in the morning and started snorting lines and six packs of coke and have been running nude fartleks and fighting rabid lemmings since then.

I thought people would be excited about the first game of the season. I guess I was wrong.
 
I would have, but I was too busy bench pressing a Mack truck and juggling chainsaws in between doing lines off Nancy Cantor's ass.

I also just threw up in my mouth a little.

No, make that a lot.

Oh well, nothing my 17th bottle of Jack Daniels of the day won't fix!
 
Now that's an a$$ you can bounce quarters off of...
 
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I would have, but I was too busy bench pressing a Mack truck and juggling chainsaws in between doing lines off Nancy Cantor's ass.

I also just threw up in my mouth a little.

No, make that a lot.

Oh well, nothing my 17th bottle of Jack Daniels of the day won't fix!
Your posts are bringing straight fire today.
 
After I saw this post, I walked into the nearest church and punched the Deacon right in the mouth. Totally worth it.
 

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