It’s limerick and haiku time!

[bballbeadle]

I will start.

There once was a player named Marek
Who helped out his team with a gut check
He shucked and he jived
And he kept them alive
And poor TCU was a train wreck!

Bros, don’t leave me hanging! I know there are MANY poets out there.

 

[Lucid]

There once was a team in Virginia
You thought they would win, now did'nya?
Instead they got thrashed
And your bracket is trashed
At least you're not them, I'm not kid'nya!

 

[OrangeXtreme]

No one likes us
No one likes us
No one likes us
We don't care

We're the Orange
****** Orange
No one likes us
We don't care

 

[orange79]

Orange warriors
Are ready to do Battle;
Expect sad Izzo

 

[721Comstock]

Boeheim is better
Than Bennett and Sean Miller
Suck it, Doug Gottlieb

 

[Henny & Coke]

Time like this I'm reminded of what the great poet Clarence Carter may say...

When I start making love
I don't just make love

I be strokin'
That's what I be doing
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the East
And I stroke it to the West
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'!

Let's hope our guys all have great strokes out there & hit from deep

 

[tipphill]

i hope we will win for our sake
to show mr.barkley is half baked
auburn will lose, while gotlieb will snooze
as we cut down the nets that we will take.
pass the tylenol.

 

[Lucid]

Once Jamie Dixon coached Pitt
He moved on to Texas, good fit.
Along came Boeheim
At tournament time
And proved Dixon's coaching ain't it

 

[bballbeadle]

There once was a team in Virginia
You thought they would win, now did'nya?
Instead they got thrashed
And your bracket is trashed
At least you're not them, I'm not kid'nya!

FANtastic!

 

[bballbeadle]

Wow, guys, keep them coming! Let your Orange ecstasy fire up the creative muse!

 

[Lucid]

Watching 'Cuse hoops is a grind,
'Cause points have been so hard to find.
If they'd penetrate more,
And stop dribblin' the floor,
We all could relax and unwind!

 

[HOFCeluck]

Cuse is still dancing
Sparty tears are delicious
Boeheim owns Izzo.

 

[HOFCeluck]

Cuse painful to watch
But effective anyway
Another drink please

 

[EastCoast2]

The Orange are here
Go hide ya kids, hide ya wife
Please Lord help us all

 

[Cowtown]

There's a team in New York that wears Orange
But no limericks honor their Orange
Cuz no matter why
Or how hard you try,
There's just nothing that rhymes with Orange.

I'll let myself out ...

 

[Lucid]

There's a team in New York that wears Orange
But no limericks honor their Orange
Cuz no matter why
Or how hard you try,
There's just nothing that rhymes with Orange.

I'll let myself out ...

You could try "door hinge"

 

[realorange]

A team from Michigan State
Thought they really were great
'Till they met the 'Cuse zone
That caused their shooters to moan
JB and the boys sealed their fate.

 

[Flacusian]

The Orange seemed laid out on a gurney
With nary a shot for the tourney
Peeps like Gottlieb screamed “PLOT”
Marek and Oshae got hot
San Antone here we come on our journey!

 

[Flacusian]

Now “Orange” ain’t so easy to rhyme
I mean not even part of the time
Rhyming “Cuse” is way better
Heck, it’s only 4 letters
And easier to spell than “Boeheim”

 

[DomeStranger]

There once was a team named Sparty
And the Orange men crashed their party
The Orange forced them to lose
As they drank all their booze
And said, "Go suck it Joe Lunardi"

PM for the X-Rated (good) version, LOL.

 

[Cowtown]

Now “Orange” ain’t so easy to rhyme
I mean not even part of the time
Rhyming “Cuse” is way better
Heck, it’s only 4 letters
And easier to spell than say “Boeheim”

I've been schooled!

 

[Yegorange]

There once leaned a coach named Tom Izzo
In the john, like the Tower of Pisa
Coached Michigan State
Was it something he ate?
Rotten Oranges likely the reason

 

[Flacusian]

I’ll bet Tom Izzo is now on his phone
Pickin K’s rat brain for a bone
He’ll say “ Sparty you’re much higher seeded
but my advice ain’t the thing that is needed,
Your chance is ‘bout nill versus ZONE!!!

 

[Zippy1808]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Georgetown still sucks

 

[721Comstock]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Georgetown still sucks

And so do the Hoos!