It’s limerick and haiku time!

[Zippy1808]

There once was a man named Stallings
He thought Western PA was his calling
Then went oh and nineteen
Got fired, it wasn’t that mean
And took Lyft to the airport while bawling

 

[tbonezone]

it's tricky to rock
a rhyme , rock a rhyme that's right
on time . it's tricky.


(rundmc 5.7.5.)

 

[bballbeadle]

The cleverness of our poets is overwhelming! I am talking serious genius here.

 

[OHIORANGES]

And so do the Hoos!

And UCONN

 

[Zippy1808]

Report from Dallas
Loyola Wins A Stunner
Sister Jean Smiles

 

[40MinOfHell]

The Hogs lost big time
Marek made me a Cuse fan
Drunk now in Detroit

OR

There once was a boy from Slovakia
You wish your team had him, don't'cha
He's dating a blonde
and Cuse fans are fond
I also suffer from insomnia

 

[HakAttack]

People say we don’t belong in the tourney,
That the Cuse gettin in is a bunch of baloney.
Go ahead, hate,
We’re actually great.
And still alive, unlike James Comey.

 

[HakAttack]

The Syracuse coach is Boeheim,
Who plays zone 100% of the time.
Three forwards, two guards.
Beating it can be hard.
Shuts you down like you committed a crime.

 

[HakAttack]

Etan Thomas, Rony Seikaly, John Wallace.
Three forwards with a whole lot of prowess.
Blocked shots and slam dunk the ball.
Holy hell, were all three of them tall!
But Derrick Coleman was the real Adonis.

 

[Ragman2000]

There once was a team 'twas still dancin.'
No one thought we'd be here but we're crashin.'
Zone throws for a loopin
I wrote this while poopin'
Now I'm done and I'm lighter while prancin'.

 

[HakAttack]

There once was a team 'twas still dancin.'
No one thought we'd be here but we're crashin.'
Zone throws for a loopin
I wrote this while poopin'
Now I'm done and I'm lighter while prancin'.

Ragman2000 loves the Carrier Dome,
Because of the shiny pee-trough chrome.
After drinking Dome fizz,
He’s taking a whizz.
Feels like an emperor from Rome.

 

[Ragman2000]

Ragman2000 loves the Carrier Dome,
Because of the shiny pee-trough chrome.
After drinking Dome fizz,
He’s taking a whizz.
Feels like an emperor from Rome.

*Slow clap*

 

[CaptainJ]

This is the kind of thread made for me, and other artists, but my limerick might get me banned, lol. So I'm going to hold back and give it some thought, Beadle. Im not leaving you hanging out of spite or anything.

 

[HakAttack]

People really hate coach Calipari.
It’s probably cuz he’s so smarmy.
He is a big cheat.
But is so hard to beat.
When his 5 stars resemble an army.

 

[bballbeadle]

The Hogs lost big time
Marek made me a Cuse fan
Drunk now in Detroit

OR

There once was a boy from Slovakia
You wish your team had him, don't'cha
He's dating a blonde
and Cuse fans are fond
I also suffer from insomnia

HA HA HA HA HA! These tickled me.

 

[bballbeadle]

This is the kind of thread made for me, and other artists, but my limerick might get me banned, lol. So I'm going to hold back and give it some thought, Beadle. Im not leaving you hanging out of spite or anything.

Captain, surely your vocabulary is not limited to profanity! Somewhere inside of you, there is a sweet delicate muse yearning to be free. I must confess, I’m a tad disappointed. But I’ll tell you what. IF IF IF we win today, you must promise to come up with some kind of poetry that will not be banned in Boston. Do you take the challenge?

 

[bballbeadle]

There once was a team 'twas still dancin.'
No one thought we'd be here but we're crashin.'
Zone throws for a loopin
I wrote this while poopin'
Now I'm done and I'm lighter while prancin'.

Ha ha! Clever but ewwwwwwwwww.

 

[SUMBA]

There once were some boys from the 'Cuse
The zone they put to good use
A pundit, Gottlieb, did edit
And would give the boys no "credit"

 

[Zippy1808]

Menu at the Dome
Dog, Nachos, Wine Slushie, Beer
Long line at pisser

 

[br801]

Boeheim is surly
And the game has passed him by
All he does is win

 

[Zippy1808]

There once was a Dome on the Hill
With “pews” where you could never sit still
Then Bud said he retired
We all thought he got fired
Regardless he put down his quill

 

[br801]

Foes raining down threes
Mix in some man, you old fool
Wait, another win

 

[br801]

Botched succession plan
Hopkins bolts for the left coast
Program still standing

 

[Lucid]

'Cuse boys may be tired and gassed,
And they might not be skillful or fast.
But they'll grind all the way,
And they'll carry the day.
Sweet 16! It will be such a BLAST!

 

[cliftonparksufan]

There once was a team 'twas still dancin.'
No one thought we'd be here but we're crashin.'
Zone throws for a loopin
I wrote this while poopin'
Now I'm done and I'm lighter while prancin'.

Man of Rag writing some rhyme
Sitting on the throne
Dropping a deuce for the Cuse!!!

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