It's limerick time!

[FranCuse]

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who watched Dion drive to the bucket
He said with a grin
As the ball went in
I love to watch Waiters dunk it!

 

[RoysRunts]

Their was a group from Syracuse Fan
Who thought they could Coach better than JB can
They said whatever they pleased
called Bernie a Sleaze
Cut Wisconsin Cheese
and headed on the Road to the Bayou

 

[bballbeadle]

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who watched Dion drive to the bucket
He said with a grin
As the ball went in
I love to watch Waiters dunk it!

YOW! I have to say, that is the most clever, quasi-obscene limerick on this board today. And of course, "bucket" was the obvious choice! Fine work.

I must say, Syracuse fans are quite witty. I first realized this when I innocently asked last fall who John Syracuse was, and the answers that lit up this board were a revelation. HIGH-larious!

 

[orangefan13]

There once was this man named Tebow...
Who inspired Tebowing like Ja@#asses own Steve-O..
But along came a Dion,
Whos celebrations were Neon,
So forget "Cuse is in the House" and Devo!

 

[Flacusian]

The rumors in the air a swirlins
'bout who will end up gettin' Nerlins
Cats and Hoyas think they'll get 'em
But Jimmy B will never let' em.
You see for them it's just no use
Noel ends up at Syracuse!

 

[orangefan13]

There once was a Coach named Jim Boeheim,
Who was born with Yodalike Wisdom and mastery of Clock time,
He turned 2 stars into 5,
Then the All Americans started to arrive,
And that is the end of this Rhyme.
But it is not the end of his Journey,
For Syracuse will win many more Mens Championship Tourney,
Because he will make syracuse evil in a illision,
And then trick the media to join in the delusion,
Then Syracuse will jump UNC and Duke all will learney.

 

[Jake]

There once was a guard name Dion
who like to see his name up in Neon
his 360 degree spins
led to many 'cuse wins
and the inevitable all-night retweetathon...

aye yi yi ya...
your mother goes down on egyptians.
Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse, waltz me around by my willy...

 

[bballbeadle]

Here is one from one of my best friends, Chapel Hill Bill, who is convinced Marshall will be able to play with that broken wrist!

A BASKETBALL KID NAMED FAB MELO
(A CHARMING AND FOREIGN YOUNG FELLOW )
NEVER DID HOMEWORK
(A QUITE FATAL QUIRK )
WHICH TURNED POOR JIM B. INTO JELLO !

 

[690West]

9 years ago Cuse won it all
Man that Carmelo could ball
Roy williams said "stuff"
During his hissyfit
Of course he lied to us all

 

[br801]

There once was a guard name Dion
who like to see his name up in Neon
his 360 degree spins
led to many 'cuse wins
and the inevitable all-night retweetathon...

aye yi yi ya...
your mother goes down on egyptians.
Sing me another verse, worse than the other verse, waltz me around by my willy...

Am I seeing things or did you just slip in a Dr. Dirty reference?

 

[Jake]

Yes. Yes I did go John valby in this thread.

 

[orange79]

Yes. Yes I did go John valby in this thread.

I saw him many times. One time at the Jab, he took my GF's name in the 'request' segment:

I had a girlfriend her name was Karen (hey lade lade low)
Roosevelt Bouie ****ed her and now she's barren (hey lade lade low)

Admins feel free to delete. It was funny back then.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

I saw him many times. One time at the Jab, he took my GF's name in the 'request' segment:

I had a girlfriend her name was Karen (hey lade lade low)
Roosevelt Bouie ****ed her and now she's barren (hey lade lade low)

Admins feel free to delete. It was funny back then.

John Valby is timeless!!! Hard to believe he is still performing at the same haunts as he did 30+ years ago.

 

[br801]

John Valby is timeless!!! Hard to believe he is still performing at the same haunts as he did 30+ years ago.

Happy to know he is still out there doing it. Makes me smile just thinking about those long ago shows. Great memories.