It's limerick time!

[bballbeadle]

There once was a Badger named Bucky
Who hoped Thursday night to get lucky.
He dressed for the dance
But, alas! Lost his pants
And on a big Orange he did sucky.

Anyone else?

 

[Flacusian]

There is an old coach named Bo Ryan
whose Badgers are due for a fryin'
they'll show up in Beantown
and suffer a beatdown
and then Bo and his boyz will be cryin.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

There once was a team from New York
Whose coach was considered a dork
One day he met a southern cutie
His zone became a thing of beauty
And again in Nawlins he popped the cork.

 

[Bortukal]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I sure do hope we win on Thursday.

 

[BuckyBrew]

There once was a team from Syracuse
The Sweet 16 is where they lose
Charge or flop
The threes will drop
Sending the orange home to booze

 

[skurey]

There once was a guy BuckyBrew
Whose postings would never do
So I clicked on report
Hoping the mods would abort
And now my dream has come true

 

[cto]

There once was a time in 03
When everyone here shared great glee
How quick they forget
Now they bitch and they fret
But I say: Repeat history

 

[llandz]

Love these. I'm not creative enough, but this will be my favorite thread to read to keep me calm until Thursday!!! Keep them coming!

 

[moqui]

There once was a team from Kenosha
Whose style could induce inertia
'till one Orange team
With a crazy zone scheme
Drove those poor bastards Badgers to dementia

 

[orangefan13]

The media attacks syracuse like Uber
But they still beat up on UNC Cryville and Macgruber
Won it all they did win
Despite the money of the Kentuckians'
Then in the ACC lit another Duber.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Verne Lundquist and Bill Raftery
will be drunk by a quarter to three.
We'll hear "man-to-man"
a "kiss" if we can
as Otto beats up poor Bucky.

 

[rrlbees]

ON PITT

Sent from my DROIDX

 

[CuyahogaCuse]

There once was a guard named Scoop
Who often would drive to the hoop
He had a sidekick named Dion
Who teammates came to rely on
And the Badgers were destined to droop.

 

[orangefan13]

Syracuse BEWARE!! this team from Wisconsin...
They are fed like Sumos with stomachs like Dotsons,
When they sit on the Ball like it is their personal Stall,
the only thing to Fall for them will be dinner of Swanson!

 

[cto]

Cuyahoga's post inspired me to write another one...

There once was a guard named Jardine
About whom some fans were not keen
But when Badgers play rough
Then Scoop will get tough
And be a real scoring machine.

 

[Flacusian]

Our 'Cuse team has talent galore
they're destined to be final 4
though missing their Melo
the Brazilian big fellow
with Rakeem they will get us one more!

 

[tptcuse]

Upon Boston descends a team called the 'Cuse
Whom refuses to offer excuse.
Not Fines, blunts, nor Melos
Can hinder these fellows
As they dish out zone defense abuse.

 

[Flacusian]

A Badger is a vile thing
it eats mice and grubs by night
A sorry mascot mean in spirit
and one that's full of fight.
But Otto far exceeds the Badger
as quite a fearsome sight.
He will rip that rodent to smithereens
WAR DAMN OTTO THURSDAY NIGHT!

 

[orangefan13]

Wisconsin thinks their big cheese,
But This Orange is ready to squeeze,
So pour some Orange Juice, and line up your Masseuse,
4 more wins easily appeased!!

 

[Flacusian]

The Badger team's a sorry lot
they stall and hold the ball
a boring tempo dull to watch
indeed no fun at all!
But Yo! the Cuse, their fast break pace
no Wisky plan deter!
Scoop and Dion set the pace
in air fly Badger fur!
Lethargic Badgers can't keep up
the Cuse has breakneck speed
when clock ticks down to end the game
the Cuse will win indeed!

 

[DNABB5]

the zone we know often gives room
for shooters to hit from the moon
when a mere quarter go in
i'll sit back and grin
but badger o-boards make me a loon

so the offense it must respond
and hit shots both near and long
but we'll put a nail in their casket
if we drive to the basket
getting to the line it can do us no wrong

 

[Scotiacuse]

There once was a team called the Orange
...

aw crap

 

[BuckyBrew]

There once was a team called the Orange
...

aw crap

There once was a team called the orange
They could play, but did they have courage?
When push comes to shove
They'll need help from above
Or they'll fold like a table in storage

 

[bballbeadle]

ON PITT

Sent from my DROIDX

You must try harder!

 

[bballbeadle]

There once was a team called SU
Whose troubles there were quite a few
But they kept on winning
As our heads kept spinning
Now God alone knows how they'll do!

(Less clever; more heartfelt)