It's limerick time!

[Flacusian]

There once was a team called the Orange
...

aw crap

LOL! Exactly my sentiment!

 

[Cramz]

There once was a team without Fab
So Christmas said "I'll take a stab!"
When Rak left the floor
The Badgers were sore
Five blocks and ten boards he did grab

 

[SmilinBob]

There once was a badger with fleas
Who moved like they've eaten some cheese
That badger was a stinkin
Like the corpse of Abe Lincoln
The Orange win this one with ease

 

[Flacusian]

There once was a team called the orange
They could play, but did they have courage?
When push comes to shove
They'll need help from above
Or they'll fold like a table in storage

There was a poster, BuckyBrew
smarts and brain cells he had few
His humor was of little use
for those who cheer for Syracuse
For when he came and tried to post
our members here were quick to roast!
Go back to Oshkosh your hometown
where you can be a Badger Clown!

 

[CuseLegacy]

There once was a Cuse team left for dead
They couldn't beat Wisconsin it was said
But they went to Beantown
For a Badger Beatdown
And to silence the media clowns.

They entered the Sweet sixteen
Lead by oft maligned Scoop Jardine
Like that Warrior of Old
They played very bold
And cut off the Badgers Head.

 

[Orangello]

The Badgers were known for football
But thought they could play basketball
But their hopes were imploded
When the Cuse O exploded
And for many a foul they were called

 

[Orangedontrhyme]

There are Orange guys playing roundball
They started this task in the fall
And now that it's spring
It will be our thing
To go forward and WIN IT ALL

 

[SmilinBob]

There once was a badger named barry
whose OOC was one of a ferry
he didn't schedule hard
as if they were barred
In jersey the cuse made em squirt dairy

 

[jekelish]

There once was a team called the Orange.
Nothing rhymes with Orange.
This sucks.

 

[moqui]

There once was a team called the Orange.
Nothing rhymes with Orange.
This sucks.

it's so hard to rhyme with "orange"
for close ones you have to scavenge
and even the word "badger,"
is no easier a procedure
as the rhymes are still all on the fringe

 

[jekelish]

There once was a player named Dirty,
Who stepped up his game in a hurry,
I know that didn't really rhyme,
But I'm writing this in no time,
So maybe about this you shouldn't worry.

JB's taking his team to Beantown,
Where a rumble with Badgers will go down,
But on the Orange you should put your money,
Because these Badgers aren't honey,
So Bo Ryan's team's about to get clowned.

 

[Scotiacuse]

There once was a player named 'Waiters'
Who loved to show up all the haters
He buried a three
And dunked with much glee
Then said to the other team, "Laters!"

 

[br801]

I read some of these and thought I was trapped in some weird Bud Poliquin column.

 

[Scotiacuse]

Inspired by jekelish:

There once was a player named Dirty
They said when he ran he looked nerdy
Since his shot's on the mend
And he learned to defend
We don't care if his gait isn't purdy

 

[Flora'cuse]

there once was a coach from SU
who's players won games they should lose
so if Cj's shots drop
from over the top
it final 4 for da boyz from da 'cuse

 

[orangecuse]

I read some of these and thought I was trapped in some weird Bud Poliquin column.

We'll there's always this guy

 

[tipphill]

there was a jb who coached a 2-3
that shut down the badgers from scorin
when it was done,and su had won
charles barkley was still a big moron

 

[Flacusian]

Syracuse is New York's team
a fact which can't be doubted
and when they play this Thursday nite
the Badgers will be routed!
An awful fate awaits the team
that's known as Wisconsin
for all they'll see when Dion dunks
is a tea bag and his Johnson!

 

[moqui]

OK, Flacusian is clealy the poet laureate of syracusefan.com. I think he deserves a permanent bump from "2nd string"

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Two "fans" named Iggy and Blue Curtain
When Cuse won they'd be hurtin'
This year only lost two
They don't know what to do
The Final Four is a certain.

 

[jekelish]

There once was a walk on named Brandon Reese,
Who looked as threatening as your 4 year old niece,
People think he can play,
As they're so quick to say,
But they clearly haven't seen his release.

 

[orangefan13]

Look Out! Look Out!! Here comes Scoop...
He shoots, and he dishes with and Ones to the Hoop...
Destined from genes that look like Lebron...
Playing with his own King James of whom we have grown Fond...
Hes going to bring it like a Jameer to Howard ALLEY-OOP!

 

[jekelish]

There was a guard named Scoop with a belief,
That his jumpers float through the net like a leaf,
But when he lets his threes go,
The fans all yell "NO!"
And when it drops breathe a huge sigh of relief.

 

[orangefan13]

I love when Scoop gets that 45 degree spot up three on the right side off a kickout. Hes so money from there.

 

[Marsh01]

I once watched a game drinking beer
and I liked it so I keep doing it

I was never good with rhymes