Jimmy Dykes says

[690West]

Dykes is the equivalent of Duke Vitale. He's a huge UK homer. He is full of anti Big East bias and especially hates zone defense which he regards as sissy ball. ESPN has a whole stable of these biased jerks...Vitale who shills for Duke, Hubert Davis for UNC, Digger for ND, and Dykes for UK.

We need a guy to shill for us! I nominate Dickie simpkins

 

[iommi]

We need a guy to shill for us! I nominate Dickie simpkins

Dickie would be fine but as a PC alum, that won't work. I nominate Sean McDonough but he tries too hard sometimes to come off unbiased.

 

[690West]

Dickie would be fine but as a PC alum, that won't work. I nominate Sean McDonough but he tries too hard sometimes to come off unbiased.

Doris Burke could shill for me any day!!

 

[iommi]

Doris Burke could shill for me any day!!

Your love for Doris is a joke, correct? Or do you just love Dykes? (see what I did there?)