Just got pulled over by the cops

[albanycuse]

And the cop asked me if i had a police record and i said yes, "every breath you take" and " dont stand so close to me"

 

[Frozen]

When he finally let you go, did he say, "I'll be watching you?"

 

[Marsh01]

He probably would have given you a breathalyzer if you said "Doo Doo Doo Daa Daa Daa is all I want to say to you"

 

[pfister1]

He did say "Every Breath You Take" better read below .08

 

[OrlandoCuse]

Did you have a hooker named Roxanne in the car with you?

 

[CbusCuse]

Too bad he didn't make you walk the line as you sang "Every little step I take is magic".

 

[PeteCalvin]

Officer: "That's a good one, smart ass. What if I told you that when I'm through with you you'll be 'Sending out an SOS' from the dark corner of a community cell?"

albanycuse: Will 'Roxanne' be there too?

Officer: No. But Bubba will be there and ready to Sting you. When he's through with you, you'll be 'Wrapped Around MY Finger".

Albanycuse: Wow, you're good. Hey, I'm hungry. You got any donuts? I thought you might because your eyes look a little glazed.

Officer: Base, this is Thompson. Please send back up. Operation "Invisible Sun" is now underway.

THREE DAYS LATER...

Albanycuse is found wandering in a parking lot with no memory of anything since the final horn of the SU Nova game, but he has a strange nagging impulse to start herding sheep.

 

[DNABB5]

long slow clap for PeteCalvin

 

[Orangeyes]

Officer: "That's a good one, smart ass. What if I told you that when I'm through with you you'll be 'Sending out an SOS' from the dark corner of a community cell?"

albanycuse: Will 'Roxanne' be there too?

Officer: No. But Bubba will be there and ready to Sting you. When he's through with you, you'll be 'Wrapped Around MY Finger".

Albanycuse: Wow, you're good. Hey, I'm hungry. You got any donuts? I thought you might because your eyes look a little glazed.

Officer: Base, this is Thompson. Please send back up. Operation "Invisible Sun" is now underway.

THREE DAYS LATER...

Albanycuse is found wandering in a parking lot with no memory of anything since the final horn of the SU Nova game, but he has a strange nagging impulse to start herding sheep.

Well done sir, SNL writer perhaps?