Other Sports Cancelling Their Seasons
1. Professional Marbles Association – Not Coronavirus related. They simply lost their marbles.
2. Competitive Eating – This is a tough one to digest
3. Uphill Skiing League – The league fought gallantly to avoid cancellation, but it was an uphill battle – both ways.
4. The World's Oldest Sport will remain unaffected. In fact, it will likely increase in popularity because there will be fewer distractions.
5. American Fencing Association – Whether a Stockade or Chain Link, they've agreed to suspend operations. I may have mixed my metaphors here.
6. Badminton – Unfortunately it’s cancelled, but it will be replaced by Goodminton
7. Miniature Golf – No surprise here. Miniature Golf’s fan base had been shrinking for some time.
8. Competitive Balloon Animal – Get this. It’s so popular now, Balloon Animals are actually expanding. Pop Culture I guess.
9.???
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