My Mom...

[Eric15]

Texted me during the game "The name Gbinije kind of sounds like Benny and the Jets."

And then every time he hit a three she texted me "BENNY!"

At first it was annoying, but by the end of the game I was really enjoying it.

My family is weird.

 

[pearl31]

ha nice!

 

[skurey]

Yeah I get annoyed when your mom won't stop texting me too

 

[NineOneSeven]

Yeah I get annoyed when your mom won't stop texting me too

savage

 

[Eric15]

Yeah I get annoyed when your mom won't stop texting me too

As soon as I hit send I knew that was coming.

 

[MSOrange]

Oh darn - I thought this was going to be a funny thread with "your momma" jokes. But funny story Eric!

 

[Briancuse]

Thank god my mom doesn't text, I would have to change my number.

 

[MSOrange]

Thank god my mom doesn't text, I would have to change my number.

My parents still have a cell phone that just does the basics that they use for emergency calls. I could teach them to text but I lean toward your thinking.

 

[Briancuse]

My parents still have a cell phone that just does the basics that they use for emergency calls. I could teach them to text but I lean toward your thinking.

Mine have the old flip phones that they need help working.

 

[bballbeadle]

"Benny!" "Buh-buh-buh-buh-BENNY!" Never once have I thought to call G Benny. Your mom is a genius! You should be proud. Please tell her I said so.

 

[orangecuse]

As sensational as G was today, there's only one 'Benny' when it comes to the 'Cuse!

 

[two3zone]

I'm glad my mom doesn't know how to text even though I prefer text conversations than phone calls.

 

[Col. Bleep]

Texted me during the game "The name Gbinije kind of sounds like Benny and the Jets."

And then every time he hit a three she texted me "BENNY!"

At first it was annoying, but by the end of the game I was really enjoying it.

My family is weird.

Your mom is a genius.
These things can stick.
One time Bill Raftery's wife kept sending him messages reminding him to buy onions on the way home.

 

[kirbivore]

savage

 

[Ghost]

Oh darn - I thought this was going to be a funny thread with "your momma" jokes. But funny story Eric!

My favorite:

Yo momma is so stupid she got lost once and asked me to pick her up on the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK'

 

[rrlbees]

Texted me during the game "The name Gbinije kind of sounds like Benny and the Jets." And then every time he hit a three she texted me "BENNY!" At first it was annoying, but by the end of the game I was really enjoying it. My family is weird.

My son was texting me calling him Michael GCurry.

 

[Cowtown]

I don't even have a cell phone. It's one less leash.

 

[Shark58]

My favorite:

Yo momma is so stupid she got lost once and asked me to pick her up on the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK'

yo mama so fat, she go to the movies, sits next to everybody

 

[Nicknack]

Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

 

[CusefanATL]

Texted me during the game "The name Gbinije kind of sounds like Benny and the Jets."

And then every time he hit a three she texted me "BENNY!"

At first it was annoying, but by the end of the game I was really enjoying it.

My family is weird.

this came to her 29 games into his senior season? Not mad at all, just find it interesting.

 

[Cowtown]

yo mama so fat, she go to the movies, sits next to everybody

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale ...

 

[tee1222]

Your mama so fat her blood type is Nutella

 

[HoustonCuse]

I took your momma to the beach. People kept asking me what I used for bait.

 

[tee1222]

Your mama's so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel

 

[tee1222]

Your mama's so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper