BigNastyJon
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It’s not gameday if there isn’t 20+ posts about our imaginary wives
Oh yes it is!I screamed the word at the top of my lungs after Miami banked in that three and my wife whispers to my son “this isn’t normal.”
Top notch post. The “she’s had a nice run” was the chef’s kiss.
She’s had a nice run.
I'm going to tell her that I don't have to scrape the ice off our front porch like she asked me to because BigNastyJon said you're imaginary.It’s not gameday if there isn’t 20+ posts about our imaginary wives
I scared the crap out of my granddaughter she was so scared she started balling crying.
Oh my wife is real and she’s spectacularIt’s not gameday if there isn’t 20+ posts about our imaginary wives
What does this have to do with the game?I scared the crap out of my granddaughter she was so scared she started balling crying.
Well you’re alive to type this so, win win!My son and I are watching in the basement and absolutely woke my wife from her nap on the couch on the 1st floor
Sounds like some of these wives need a good spanking.
I'm going to tell her that I don't have to scrape the ice off our front porch like she asked me to because BigNastyJon said you're imaginary.
If your wife is imaginary, would your daughter be too?Me: "Yaaaaasssssssss! Whooo-hooooo"!
Daughter: "What's wrong? What happened"?
Wife: sighing- "It's Syracuse" .
Me:
This thread is starting to get weird.If your wife is imaginary, would your daughter be too?
If imaginary women could get pregnant, teenage-me would have been in a lot of trouble.If your wife is imaginary, would your daughter be too?
Mine...Dog hid under the bed and neighbors knocked on front door to check if everything was OK.It’s been about 5 years since that happened. It’s a good feeling to yell and scream at the TV during a SU basketball game again. Must mean Cuse basketball is back!
Great, exciting win!!