Some of Herbert's finer quotes:
"Boys, boys! We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers."
"You don't wanna hurt yourself dancing, you better stretch out those creamy hamstrings"
"I know what boys like, I know what guys want, I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me."
"You're startin' to piss me off, you piggly son of a bitch! ...(Pause)... Call me!"
"Well, Oshkosh b'gosh! We got ourselves a new paper boy. That's a mighty fine sack you're carrying."
(to Chris) "And don't you mouth off to me or I'm going to slap you right in your penis."
"If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine."
Herbert: Well Jessie I guess we gotta find some other way to spend our evenings.
TV announcer: And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage of the little league world series.
Herbert: Ohhh JACKPOT!