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Notre Dame looking to pull out of SU game

I already know exactly how the game will go. The first half of the first quarter will look promising. We'll get an early flukey turnover or something that makes us feel good. But somehow we will still end up losing 45-3.
I think it is fairly likely that we will not get an offensive TD in the first half on a drive that goes more than 20 yards.
 
I think we should respond by canceling our 2025 game in South Bend.

Chip, Chip, everything is negotiable.

For starters… OK Notre Dame, you can pull out of 2026 but in return this year’s game will have the following features:

1) Notre Dame will have to use their own lacrosse player at QB. Or someone from the Equestrian Team. But not a horse.

2) SU is allowed to use a QB of our own choosing from the Philadelphia Eagles bench. We will compromise and say his first name can contain only four letters. All right, you twisted my arm, his last name also has to contain consecutive letter C’s. You drive a hard bargain, Notre Dame but somehow we will have to live with it.

3) The Irish defensive line can only be comprised of Notre Dame women’s basketball players.

This last one is a risk because I THINK we can block them, but I’m not 100% sure.
 
I already know exactly how the game will go. The first half of the first quarter will look promising. We'll get an early flukey turnover or something that makes us feel good. But somehow we will still end up losing 45-3.
45-10. We score on a scoop and score early ala UNC but Rickie throws 2 pick 6s and drops another fumble into our own redzone for a 3rd td that isn't on the defense in the slightest
 

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