SWC75
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The Buckeyes and the Cardinals joined most of their ranked brethren in playing creampuffs this week, Florida A&M and Florida International, respectively. Louisville won 72-0, outgaining the "Golden Panthers" 464-30 and getting 20 first downs to 2. Ohio State topped that by crushing the Rattlers, 76-0, outgaining them 603-80 and getting 34 first downs to 2.
As I watched the scores mount on the ribbon surrounding the upper deck of the Dome, I imagined that Ohio State and Louisville were really playing each other: who would win. Looking at the box scores, I put this together, (I'll only mention touchdown conversions when they are not made):
FIRST PERIOD
12:57 OSU Jordan Hill 3 yard run OSU 7 LOU 0
11:47 OSU Jeff Heuerman 11 yard pass from Kenny Guiton. Try for 2 no good OSU 13 LOU 0
9:31 LOU DeVante Parker 3rd yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 13 LOU 7
9:25 OSU Evan Spencer 8 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 20 LOU 7
4:37 LOU John Wallace 26 yard field goal OSU 20 LOU 10
0:32 OSU Carlos Hyde 1 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 27 LOU 10
0:13 OSU Devin Smith, 5 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 34 LOU 10
SECOND PERIOD
13:11 LOU Senoris Perry 26 yard run OSU 34 LOU 17
11:35 OSU Jordan Hall 18 yard run OSU 41 LOU 17
9:18 LOU Dominique Brown 1 yard run OSU 41 LOU 24
6:09 OSU Chris Fields 15 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 48 LOU 24
4:14 LOU Gerald Christian 9 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 48 LOU 31
1:11 LOU DeVante Parkewr 6 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 48 LOU 38
0:05 OSU Evan Spencer 15 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 55 LOU 38
THIRD PERIOD
14:44 LOU Charles Gaines 93 yard kick-off return OSU 55 LOU 45
9:53 OSU Ezekiel Elloitt 16 yard run OSU 62 LOU 45
7:33 LOU Eli Rogers 34 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater (Kick blocked) OSU 62 LOU 51
2:26 OSU Ezekiel Elliott 13 yard run OSU 69 LOU 51
1:35 LOU Michael Dyer 3 yard run OSU 69 LOU 58
FOURTH PERIOD
9:32 LOU Michaelee Harris 19 yuard pass from Will Gardner OSU 69 LOU 65
2:49 LOU Brandon Radcliff 9 yard run LOU 72 OSU 69
1:15 OSU Cardell Jones 10 yard run OSU 76 LOU 72
I'd pay to see that!
As I watched the scores mount on the ribbon surrounding the upper deck of the Dome, I imagined that Ohio State and Louisville were really playing each other: who would win. Looking at the box scores, I put this together, (I'll only mention touchdown conversions when they are not made):
FIRST PERIOD
12:57 OSU Jordan Hill 3 yard run OSU 7 LOU 0
11:47 OSU Jeff Heuerman 11 yard pass from Kenny Guiton. Try for 2 no good OSU 13 LOU 0
9:31 LOU DeVante Parker 3rd yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 13 LOU 7
9:25 OSU Evan Spencer 8 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 20 LOU 7
4:37 LOU John Wallace 26 yard field goal OSU 20 LOU 10
0:32 OSU Carlos Hyde 1 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 27 LOU 10
0:13 OSU Devin Smith, 5 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 34 LOU 10
SECOND PERIOD
13:11 LOU Senoris Perry 26 yard run OSU 34 LOU 17
11:35 OSU Jordan Hall 18 yard run OSU 41 LOU 17
9:18 LOU Dominique Brown 1 yard run OSU 41 LOU 24
6:09 OSU Chris Fields 15 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 48 LOU 24
4:14 LOU Gerald Christian 9 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 48 LOU 31
1:11 LOU DeVante Parkewr 6 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater OSU 48 LOU 38
0:05 OSU Evan Spencer 15 yard pass from Kenny Guiton OSU 55 LOU 38
THIRD PERIOD
14:44 LOU Charles Gaines 93 yard kick-off return OSU 55 LOU 45
9:53 OSU Ezekiel Elloitt 16 yard run OSU 62 LOU 45
7:33 LOU Eli Rogers 34 yard pass from Teddy Bridgewater (Kick blocked) OSU 62 LOU 51
2:26 OSU Ezekiel Elliott 13 yard run OSU 69 LOU 51
1:35 LOU Michael Dyer 3 yard run OSU 69 LOU 58
FOURTH PERIOD
9:32 LOU Michaelee Harris 19 yuard pass from Will Gardner OSU 69 LOU 65
2:49 LOU Brandon Radcliff 9 yard run LOU 72 OSU 69
1:15 OSU Cardell Jones 10 yard run OSU 76 LOU 72
I'd pay to see that!
