OT- Best Job You've Ever Had

[jekelish]

I'm just curious how the exchange went.

Orangezoo leers seductively at next co-ed in line

Co-ed: "Ok, uhm, what..."

Orangezoo smiles cheekily and gently lays an additional slice of Provolone on the sandwich

Co-ed: "Thank you, that's very kind, but why..."

Orangezoo slowly nods head and places an extra slice of turkey on the sandwich

Co-ed: "315..."

I was thinking more like, "Would you like to upgrade that sandwich to a footlong? Because trust me, I can give you a footlong. Ahhhh yeah."

 

[Orangezoo]

I'm just curious how the exchange went.

Orangezoo leers seductively at next co-ed in line

Co-ed: "Ok, uhm, what..."

Orangezoo smiles cheekily and gently lays an additional slice of Provolone on the sandwich

Co-ed: "Thank you, that's very kind, but why..."

Orangezoo slowly nods head and places an extra slice of turkey on the sandwich

Co-ed: "315..."

HAHA ok i'll bite
so its actually more like

oz -hey aren't you in my xxx class...

coed- oh yeah - how are you ...

oz: small talk about plans for the night..

coed : finishes placing order

oz : let me hook you up ( adds a few extra items and says its on the house)

coed- smiles - says gimme a call if you wanna hang-

Sware to god... but it usually only worked if I had class with any of them or saw them at the bars etc. Luckily most whitman classes were loaded with cute coeds.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I was thinking more like, "Would you like to upgrade that sandwich to a footlong? Because trust me, I can give you a footlong. Ahhhh yeah."

"Yeah, you like the kind of girl that can handle an extra portion of meat."

 

[jekelish]

HAHA ok i'll bite
so its actually more like

oz -hey aren't you in my xxx class...

coed- oh yeah - how are you ...

oz: small talk about plans for the night..

coed : finishes placing order

oz : let me hook you up ( adds a few extra items and says its on the house)

coed- smiles - says gimme a call if you wanna hang-

Sware to god... but it usually only worked if I had class with any of them or saw them at the bars etc. Luckily most whitman classes were loaded with cute coeds.

Well I guess if a girl is taking a XXX class, she's more likely to be easy.

 

[Orangezoo]

I was thinking more like, "Would you like to upgrade that sandwich to a footlong? Because trust me, I can give you a footlong. Ahhhh yeah."

Lol now I feel like a dbag with my straight arrow response...

 

[OttoinGrotto]

HAHA ok i'll bite
so its actually more like

oz -hey aren't you in my xxx class...

coed- oh yeah - how are you ...

oz: small talk about plans for the night..

coed : finishes placing order

oz : let me hook you up ( adds a few extra items and says its on the house)

coed- smiles - says gimme a call if you wanna hang-

Sware to god... but it usually only worked if I had class with any of them or saw them at the bars etc. Luckily most whitman classes were loaded with cute coeds.

Wait, they would voluntarily give the number for a better sandwich? You didn't even have to ask?

Or use a line with crude sexual innuendo like Jekelish and I have been thinking?

 

[jekelish]

Wait, they would voluntarily give the number for a better sandwich? You didn't even have to ask?

Or use a line with crude sexual innuendo like Jekelish and I have been thinking?

I'm beginning to question the sort of girl who offered a number in exchange for a better sandwich.

"Here, let me give you a few extra meatballs on that sub."
"Mmmgahghmmghmmm"
"I see you've already eaten the ones I've given you. Hold on, let me roll you out into the dining area and get you an eight top to sit at."

 

[Orangezoo]

Wait, they would voluntarily give the number for a better sandwich? You didn't even have to ask?

Or use a line with crude sexual innuendo like Jekelish and I have been thinking?

its all in the small talk - can't give away all the goods ; ).. just in case I need them someday if the wife ever gets sick of me

 

[CuseTroop]

well this went down hill fast haha

 

[OttoinGrotto]

well this went down hill fast haha

Really? I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.

 

[CuseTroop]

sidenote, my buddy messed around with a chick that worked at subway. Free subs, crazy amounts of meat, any time we wanted. Subway stamps? Used to get them by the arm length. Man I was sad when they parted ways (Sad enough to try to move in after )

 

[CuseTroop]

Really? I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.

lol i wasent knocking it.

 

[Orangezoo]

In all honesty, my little meet and greet at the deli pales in comparison to the masseuse job.. I am quite curious how those conversations went..

 

[CuseTroop]

In all honesty, my little meet and greet at the deli pales in comparison to the masseuse job.. I am quite curious how those conversations went..

I cant imagine. Where the hell was that job when I was younger

 

[jekelish]

I think there's a whole subset of pornos that revolve around massage "therapy." I think that should tell us all we really need to know.

Um, a friend told me about that subset, by the way.

 

[Orangezoo]

I cant imagine. Where the hell was that job when I was younger

It certainly makes you think - who gives a fluck about getting a massage from a hot masseuse, go find a job in a rich district and have at it... although Im sure they couldn't all be a pleasure to massage..

 

[Orangezoo]

I think there's a whole subset of pornos that revolve around massage "therapy." I think that should tell us all we really need to know.

Um, a friend told me about that subset, by the way.

I presume that friend forced a box of porn on you against your will , fast forwarded to all the good spots... I hate those kinda friends..

 

[CuseTroop]

although Im sure they couldn't all be a pleasure to massage..

take the ups with the downs lol

 

[CuseTroop]

I think there's a whole subset of pornos that revolve around massage "therapy." I think that should tell us all we really need to know.

Um, a friend told me about that subset, by the way.

still calling your left hand a "friend" jek? Thought you guys would be an item by now

 

[OburgOrange]

Grounds crew on a golf course was the most enjoyable job I've ever had. We walk mowed and would be out moving at dawn. Most of the time we would work 4-5 hours and then play golf.

Same as me. Loved it. Would be there today if i didnt get screwed over for a promotion. All things ended well however

 

[DoctorBombay]

sidenote, my buddy messed around with a chick that worked at subway. Free subs, crazy amounts of meat, any time we wanted. Subway stamps? Used to get them by the arm length. Man I was sad when they parted ways (Sad enough to try to move in after )

Our female hookup was the McDonalds at the old Townsend Towers/Harrison House...I believe it was called Presidential Plaza?
We LIVED off of "discounted" cheeseburgers , shakes, and fries for a whole summer!

 

[Bortukal]

As for the actual work itself, I loved my time as an editor and producer at WWE.com. I wrote website content that was viewed by millions of unique visitors every month and produced an online talk show that allowed fans to interact with the wrestlers. I was able to submit storyline ideas freely and quite a few of them made it to TV, which was an incredible high. The highlight of the job was traveling once a month to PPVs, Raw and SmackDown! to do interviews and whatnot backstage. I was once an uncredited extra in a scene with Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson on SmackDown! Also served as a talent escort for autograph signings, which led to having dinner with Stacey Keibler in Rochester. My boss, Shane McMahon, introduced me to Brazilian jiu-jitsu and MMA by basically taking me into the gym inside Titan Tower and kicking the living out of me 3-4 times a week. Still, I enjoyed it and loved my time in the rasslin' business.

Although I didn't enjoy the actual work, I enjoyed that my teaching job allowed me to live in Yemen for a year. That was an unforgettable experience that far surpassed my expectations.

GREAT thread, CuseTroop!

 

[bevosu]

I know it didn't sound DoctorBombay exciting, but I could tell you stories involving those co-eds working on those GE TV production lines the summer that I was a free roaming young janitor that would make Warren Beatty jealous.

I was a friggin rock star that summer. It'd make a great porno movie co-starring jekelish and OttoinGrotto. It'd take the two of them to handle all the action. DoctorBombay could be the Director.

 

[jekelish]

As for the actual work itself, I loved my time as an editor and producer at WWE.com. I wrote website content that was viewed by millions of unique visitors every month and produced an online talk show that allowed fans to interact with the wrestlers. I was able to submit storyline ideas freely and quite a few of them made it to TV, which was an incredible high. The highlight of the job was traveling once a month to PPVs, Raw and SmackDown! to do interviews and whatnot backstage. I was once an uncredited extra in a scene with Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson on SmackDown! Also served as a talent escort for autograph signings, which led to having dinner with Stacey Keibler in Rochester. My boss, Shane McMahon, introduced me to Brazilian jiu-jitsu and MMA by basically taking me into the gym inside Titan Tower and kicking the living out of me 3-4 times a week. Still, I enjoyed it and loved my time in the rasslin' business.

Although I didn't enjoy the actual work, I enjoyed that my teaching job allowed me to live in Yemen for a year. That was an unforgettable experience that far surpassed my expectations.

GREAT thread, CuseTroop!

I have to ask, any good storylines people might know that were yours?

 

[Bortukal]

I have to ask, any good storylines people might know that were yours?

I never actually wrote any storylines. Those are all scripted by the creative writing team. I mainly submitted suggestions to add elements to existing storylines. I don't know how "famous" it is, but I can take full credit for this:
A WWE.com colleague of mine (an SU grad) and I were sitting around with Kurt Angle just chatting and killing time in an empty arena hours before a PPV once. At the time, Kurt was involved in a storyline that depicted him as the anti-Stone Cold Steve Austin. I told Kurt he should drive a milk truck to the ring the same way Austin did with a beer truck several years prior. He loved the idea immediately and took it back to Vince and Stephanie. I was pretty stunned when I found out that what I blurted out in a casual conversation was going to be used on TV.