sutomcat
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BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
JLH
IS
ENGAGED!!!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-engaged-to-brian-hallisay-201356[/quote]
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BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
JLH
IS
ENGAGED!!!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-engaged-to-brian-hallisay-201356[/quote]
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i would have my testicles plopped out on the pavement and slowly rolled over by a steam roller as my eyes are tapped open and forced to watch as the blood and semen shoots out and then have my deflated nutless skin chewed on by rabid wolves and have my ass hole shaved with a rusty razor blade, just to finish a half eaten burger out of the bottom of a dumpster that somebody that went to elementary school with her had eaten.
Dude's asking for a fight in my neighborhood. Pretty much any neighborhood. Damn you meetings, I need to catch up to so many threads now, but this one somehow caught my eye first. Shocking.BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
JLH
IS
ENGAGED!!!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-engaged-to-brian-hallisay-201356

Well when one JLH goes off the market, how about we just move on to JLH v2.0?
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I hate to double post, but hey, guys? I'm just going to say, there's an awful lot of innuendo about erections in this thread. I think maybe we should, you know, not talk about our dongs so much. We're dudes. Well, mostly. Maybe we could, you know, not tell one another about our joysticks and how active they are?
Just a casual thought for the suggestion box.
So what you are referring to then is a certain shape (example: circle) and a certain Steve Martin movie?
She will do nicely. Endorphins, among other things...Released.Well when one JLH goes off the market, how about we just move on to JLH v2.0?
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She will do nicely. Endorphins, among other things...Released.
Pow!
Not true, didn't do that. Not sure how long I can say that will hold up. But not yet.T. M. I. ! ! !

Well, we still have Lacy, Blake, Brooklyn, Daddario (For you Jekelish), Katrina, and Kate.
And brace yourself I'm going to add another girl to this list. Anna Kendrick. She may not be the board hottie that we have all come know and like on this board, but she is sure is a board cutie.
I'm a big fan of Kendrick. Nice inclusion. Not only is she cute, and has a big rack, but she's actually talented, which is a rarity when talking about most of our board favorites.
I'm also going to throw another Jennifer out there, because she's 1) super hot, 2) super talented (Oscar, what!?), and 3) freaking awesome in interviews, and oh, 4) she's a huge basketball fan (albeit sadly a UK fan since she's from the Blue Grass state):
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Bro, you just keep on posting pics like this, I'm onboard with you.
I'm a big fan of Kendrick. Nice inclusion. Not only is she cute, and has a big rack, but she's actually talented, which is a rarity when talking about most of our board favorites.
I'm also going to throw another Jennifer out there, because she's 1) super hot, 2) super talented (Oscar, what!?), and 3) freaking awesome in interviews *, and oh, 4) she's a huge basketball fan (albeit sadly a UK fan since she's from the Blue Grass state):
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*example: “It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [Leans into the tape recorder] I’m pregnant! [...] I did this to the New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, “This is the New York Times. Be serious.” And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.”
Yes Kendrick is awesome, and I didn't even realize that was J-La, it didn't even look like her til I clicked on the link and then realized it. Wowzers!
The Kentucky bit will be hard to defeat, but I think I can persevere through it. Actually I'm sure I can.
Just remember, she won an Oscar:

Speaking of being unable to love a girl who talks like (this):
J-Law. She's the best. The absolute best. My wife understands that I love her I'm sure.