OT: BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!! BOARD MELTDOWN IMMINENT!!!

[jekelish]

Here's the thing: if my son was in the 20-25 range, instead of being, well, 2, I'd be pleading with him to move to LA and try to marry Jennifer Lawrence. She's just the greatest.

(3 guesses as to who my celebrity crush is...sorry, Kate Upton)

 

[4evaOrange]

I'd peel this banana!!!

 

[tee1222]

Here's the thing: if my son was in the 20-25 range, instead of being, well, 2, I'd be pleading with him to move to LA and try to marry Jennifer Lawrence. She's just the greatest.

(3 guesses as to who my celebrity crush is...sorry, Kate Upton)

First off, my boy just turned 6 so he's already on his way out West while you're boy's twiddling his thumbs, missing his shot.
Secondly, I want to use all three guesses in this post and I think I might be close.
Jen?
nifer?
Lawrence?

Pure speculation at this point, mind you. Can we at least get a few clues?

 

[SUFaninNJ]

I'm still in mourning. I can't even think about a possible replacement at this moment. I hang my heads in sorrow.

 

[4evaOrange]

I'm still in mourning. I can't even think about a possible replacement at this moment. I hang my heads in sorrow.

Cheer up chap. At least he isn't Buttgers, , or UK. She's keeping it upstate.

She may be gone (maybe just for a while), but we will not forget.

 

[Hoov50]

I don't bother to actually read anything carefully. I just react.

That is a great comment! I wish the fifth graders I teach were this honest!

 

[Moontan]

That's the wrong half mast

That's half staff... which seems more appropriate.

 

[CuseTroop]

I was gonna go live with the polar bears, but I just found a bar that had $3 jack and cokes. I'm just gonna live here

 

[jekelish]

I'm going to link to yet another thing that should just be labeled " Jennifer Lawrence Says" because it's pretty hilarious:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/the-best-jennifer-lawrence-quotes-of-2012

Because we need to move on and find a new Jennifer, and I really think this is our best option.

 

[orangenirvana]

BRACE YOURSELVES!!!

JLH

IS

ENGAGED!!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-engaged-to-brian-hallisay-201356

 

[4evaOrange]

I'm going to link to yet another thing that should just be labeled " Jennifer Lawrence Says" because it's pretty hilarious:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/the-best-jennifer-lawrence-quotes-of-2012

Because we need to move on and find a new Jennifer, and I really think this is our best option.

Anna at it.....

 

[CuseFaninVT]

Anna at it.....

All awesome...

 

[edowd26]

Anna at it.....

dibs.

 

[4evaOrange]

dibs.

Pshhh...the pay side knows I called dibs like a year ago.

 

[4evaOrange]

All awesome...

She's just awesome.

 

[edowd26]

Pshhh...the pay side knows I called dibs like a year ago.

i called dibs while watching scot pilgrim vs the world... and thats like when she was born. I'm also older and thusly more worldly... coors light kid

 

[4evaOrange]

i called dibs while watching scot pilgrim vs the world... and thats like when she was born. I'm also older and thusly more worldly... coors light kid

I will fight you.

 

[edowd26]

I will fight you.

I kick skulls like I bjorn kicks rocks

 

[4evaOrange]

I kick skulls like I bjorn kicks rocks

O yeah??? I got myself and my two fist, and yes I named them both. The right one is Ted Bundy, and the left one is Jack Kevorkian. Either one is willing to speak to you over this matter, and by speak, I mean pound.

 

[edowd26]

O yeah??? I got myself and my two fist, and yes I named them both. The right one is Ted Bundy, and the left one is Jack Kevorkian. Either one is willing to speak to you over this matter, and by speak, I mean pound.

I will bath salts your hands and face off.

 

[tee1222]

I will bath salts your hands and face off.

Some of the best edowd "banter" I've heard in a long while.
Well crafted, both of you guys.

 

[4evaOrange]

I will bath salts your hands and face off.

I'll call Daryl to come take care of business. He's a professional.

 

[edowd26]

I'll call Daryl to come take care of business. He's a professional.

Lost me. From the office? Strawberry? Hannah? Ill kick all their .

 

[jekelish]

Are you guys fighting over this girl?

...actually, okay. Makes sense. Carry on.

 

[4evaOrange]

Lost me. From the office? Strawberry? Hannah? Ill kick all their .