OT: How should I respond to this text?

[OttoinGrotto]

If this is still going, you could ask them to confirm that the spending cap on gifts was $500.

 

[Shenexon]

"If you haven't sent my gift yet, my temporary address is 'Snakes', 1694 East Refuge Church Road, Stephens City, VA 22655"

 

[OrangeDW]

I'm not actually going to respond, I was just looking to create a hilarious thread for entertainment to distract me from being frustrated that my wife's getting ready routine is going to make us late for our Xmas Eve festivities.

Group texts are the worst, even from people I know. I'd respond in the hopes that they start a new one and remove the wrong number from it.

 

[jvbj01]

Thank you and Merry Christmas to all. Your Mom and I went to that swingers club last night. We had a ball of a time. Hopefully, you can come with us next time.

 

[osullfam]

Ask them if they think Boeheim should play his bench more minutes

This, because not enough opinions have been expressed on the subject.

 

[Trueblue25]

you're so hot i bet if you ate bread you'd poop toast.

 

[jncuse]

I thought she was at least my second cousin

 

[Ghost]

Just keep sending quotes from Omar:

You: Come at the king, you best not miss.

Them: Hopefully they follow by saying something like, "what?"

You: Boy, you got me confused with someone who repeats himself.

Just keep it going from there...

 

[RF2044]

Someone just wrong number texted me and 8 other people Merry Christmas, and now the entire group (of people I don't know, looks like they're from Florida) are conversing. What would be the most hilariously awkward thing I could chime in with without going too overboard?

Viva John Thompson!!!

 

[CaptainJ]

Just keep sending quotes from Omar:

You: Come at the king, you best not miss.

Them: Hopefully they follow by saying something like, "what?"

You: Boy, you got me confused with someone who repeats himself.

Just keep it going from there...

That sounds like fun. You may have noticed, even though I can act bat***t crazy, I have avoided quarell with Omar.