I've done what you said, and agree that it is first class entertainment. I didn't say they weren't athletes, nor did I say it wasn't a sport. I actually think Olympic hockey is one of the most beautiful, engaging, and captivating sports that exists. I just think hockey, especially the variety of hockey which is "playoff hockey" and the focus of this thread, is shrouded in unnecessary violence, and for some reason (hence my use of "ironic") is praised.
My view is hardly off the off the wall. Take this week's SI, which is perhaps the most mainstream of all sporting publications:
(Page 19)
Stu Hackel: "After watching too much go too far during the first week of the NHL of the NHL postseason, it should be obvious to anyone who has any sense of proportion that the Stanley Cup playoffs are out of control. There have been head rammings, sucker punches, maulings and ambushes, all of which is apart from the more commonplace vendettas, cross-checks, spearing, charging, kneecappings and line brawls we've come to expect each spring. This isn't just hard hockey..."
Also on page 19, a tweet from Sarah Kwok:
"Gotta say I enjoyed that Devils-Panthers game from Sunday night. Perhaps because they decided to actually play hockey."
So, while an elbow from Artest, which is arguably up for interpretation about whether he intended injury or was just having some sort of mental relapse, is universally scorned, plays like Brayden Schenn's crosscheck and Raffi Torres' body blow are seemingly glorified.