Dude this is how it works. Building administrators approach a group of students doing something unusual in the hallway. "Timmy, Tommy, Joey, that's cute. Please clear the hallway so kids can get by." Douchebag kids respond, "but we're Tebowing." Administrator responds, "I can see that, very nice, now move so people can get to class." Douchebag kids, "what about our first amendment rights (smirking)." 20 kids have now backed up behind them. Administrator says "seriously, get up now or I am writing you up." Douchebag kids dont respond. "That's it, I am writing you up." Douchebag kids, "what did we do."
Douchebag kids then go home to there douchebag parents (you know, the helicopter types that raised them to be the douchebags they are) and tell them they were praying in school and got suspended by the threatening, unfair assistant principal. Although parents are suspicious because their kids are either Jewish or have never been to church a day in their lives, douchebag lawyer is called, who then calls douchebag media after threatening calls to Principal, Superintendent and Board of Ed members have no effect. Then, sensational douchebaggy ESPN and other equally douchebaggy media outlets run the story.
Did I spell douchebag correctly?
