What kind of world is this? Could you even imagine, in say 1995, that the future would hold things like a fast food restaurant publicly taunting a college football team? It's so random and unlikely.
I appreciate how they can be funny but stay just shy of becoming obnoxious...even the pacifier comment is funny, because it isn't literal and it isn't personal. If your coworker says the same thing, and you already don't get along, it's a totally different story.