There's no "news" here.
He's just making fun of the process and the people involved in it. And there is plenty to make fun of
These attempts to calm the waters have one great problem. Very few people believe them. They are done as a matter of course and are weasel-worded so that they cannot be identified as outright lies when whatever goes down goes down.
We have become a country where spinning, shading the truth and outright lying are the baseline approach. You would think that University presidents might be the last people to engage in this. On Harvard's seal there is a single word "Veritas" or "truth". Anyone believe that?