Overall número uno must go to pitt. I know they've never been trailblazers on the recruiting trail but just looking at their '14 class, it's buzz your girlfriend wooof. Next is Americas team. I'll let jalen rose be my duke interpreter.
This leads me to maybe my new favorite school to introduce to the playa haters ball. If you've never been to Charlottesville VA you must go... if you want to see a second-rate version of Ithaca. Take a bunch of bros with backwards vineyard vines hats, add one cup off middle aged SoCal couples having their crisis, sprinkle in some worldly backpackers who did one erasmus semester aaaand top it off with some vagrants. Yes, I hate Tommy Jeff U. It's almost as if I'm inside the South Park Prius episode. I don't know what's worse, the elitist attitude of the students or the people of Cville. And another thing! The lawn isn't even the nicest quad in your state.
Now I wait for some recycled material that his forefather and the forefather before him has been regurgitating through the rotunda walls to "first years" for years...Hey, I thought it was a roast. Booooom