Schiano hypothetical

[OttoinGrotto]

Suppose you're at SHI Stadium watching our game against Buttgers, and in a terrible tragedy, the zombie apocalypse begins. The entire population within the stadium is rapidly turning into zombies. You're able to fight your way to the middle of the field, and along the way pick up a firearm from a fallen police officer that had been providing stadium security. The gun has two bullets in it. As you realize you're not making it out alive, Zombie Schiano shambles ever closer to you.

Question - do you shoot Zombie Schiano and then yourself so you go out on your own terms, or do you double tap Zombie Schiano?

 

[Chip]

I thought you didn't drink?

It's wonderful, isn't it?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I thought you didn't drink?

It's wonderful, isn't it?

I'm stone cold sober.

It's better for everyone this way. I think we can all acknowledge that.

 

[creatorsgam]

The only reason I’d ever step foot in that stadium is if it were a safe haven from the zombie apocalypse.

And even then, it would be a serious debate as I approach the gate.

 

[richmondcuse03]

I double tap and live life out as a Jersey Shore Zombie, hair gel and all.

 

[LeMoyneCuse]

I ran a half marathon at Rutgers back in the spring that started at the stadium. Maybe I could repeat the route and just tire them out?

 

[OttoinGrotto]

I ran a half marathon at Rutgers back in the spring that started at the stadium. Maybe I could repeat the route and just tire them out?

That's, uh... that's the opposite of how zombies work.

 

[Cusefan69]

Suppose you're at SHI Stadium watching our game against Buttgers, and in a terrible tragedy, the zombie apocalypse begins. The entire population within the stadium is rapidly turning into zombies. You're able to fight your way to the middle of the field, and along the way pick up a firearm from a fallen police officer that had been providing stadium security. The gun has two bullets in it. As you realize you're not making it out alive, Zombie Schiano shambles ever closer to you.

Question - do you shoot Zombie Schiano and then yourself so you go out on your own terms, or do you double tap Zombie Schiano?

 

[orangeinohio]

Shoot Zombie Schiano and then waltz out of the stadium.
I mean seriously - it’s practically empty anyway so it couldn’t be that difficult to evade the other zombies.

 

[dasher]

That's, uh... that's the opposite of how zombies work.

Look, if you can't out run a zombie, you have to get in better shape. As for your question, you shoot Greg twice.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Look, if you can't out run a zombie, you have to get in better shape. As for your question, you shoot Greg twice.

The issue wasn't outrunning the zombie. It was the idea that he could run and tire them out.

 

[djorange1989]

I would shoot myself if I stepped foot in that stadium, even if there were no zombies

 

[OttoinGrotto]

Shoot Zombie Schiano and then waltz out of the stadium.
I mean seriously - it’s practically empty anyway so it couldn’t be that difficult to evade the other zombies.

This is a great answer.

 

[All4SU]

One thing is certain, no one here is going to strip off Schiano’s face and wear it around.

 

[Cuse House]

The question that needs to be answered is if zombie Schiano can recruit?

 

[EnviroSciGuy]

Can zombies fly helicopters?

 

[PAcuse]

We talking The Walking Dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

 

[CuseCactus]

Luckily, all the zombies there will be really fat.

 

[OttoinGrotto]

We talking The Walking Dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

Yes.

 

[PAcuse]

Yes.

 

[orangeinohio]

This is a great answer.

I'm also prepared to defeat Michael Myers.

 

[DJSpanky]

 

[HtownOrange]

This is a trick question, twice over.

First:. Zombies can't feast on the fans at SHI Stadium because there are no fans.

Second: Even if the zombies attack, and assuming there really are Rutgers fans, let's be honest, the crowd will have improved with the zombies eating the Rutgers fans.

Answer:
Double tap zombie Schiano and see whether the zombies can keep up with the Orange on the field. Just be careful where you step on the way out, you may step Rutgers fan goo. Similar to dog doo, but worse, you can never get that off your shoe.

 

[CuseOnly]

Don't NJ zombies dine at food trucks ? I didn't think they ate people and preferred roaches and grease.

 

[Hokie Mark]

You guys are completely missing a key point: zombies eat BRAINS, so what are they even doing at a Rutgers football game?