Seeing all these pictures of Bernie makes me feel bad..

[Upstate]

..that he has such an awful tie collection. Free Bernie.

"No, Fab, this is how you draw a horse, you dummy."

 

[longislandcuse]

You can tell theres secrets in those expressions

 

['72 Orange]

He probably puts them on at home with the blinds drawn.

 

[ljmilman]

He probably puts them on at home with the blinds drawn.

With the door shut.

 

[rstone7727]

With JB walking in and seeing him with a tie on.

 

[rstone7727]

And giving him a "funny" look...

 

[jekelish]

And often after waiting at the top of the stairs, waiting for company to leave.

 

[cliftonparksufan]

..that he has such an awful tie collection. Free Bernie.

Not everyone has the fashion sense of Juli Boeheim. She made a mensch out of a schlep.

 

[MCC]

LOL. JB walks in and sees the tie on Bernie but doesn't say anything about it. Just sort of scowls at it. Juli would never have let BF walk around committing fashion faux pas's if she'd known. BF's wife unhappy with his sartorial ineptitude; tapes conspiratorial message for BF's eyes only but it gets leaked to Schwarz. Damning evidence that JB and BF have been fashion criminals since '76 causes Carrier to leave Syracuse. Cantor grows hair long and puts on first pair of pumps ever to counteract crimes against fashion. Stacey London and partner guy from What Not to Wear named trustees. CTO's sweater outlawed; ungainly tubas put on triple-secret probation.

 

[longislandcuse]

HAHA!!!!! Seriously, with how tense this situation is, I gotta say we have the funniest board on the planet. Im literally laughing out loud at the stuff all of you are saying. Great to have people like you guys to talk to during this time!

 

[AlaskaSU]

more ties please