Simpkinisms

[Cusefannotindc]

Be sure to tip your waiter 10%.

 

[44PRIDE]

"We call that a heat check"

 

[Cuse_MN]

'heat check'
'side of facial'

 

[Fireball Jr.]

he's a poor man's clyde frazier.

 

[NailstheCusefan12]

The jump-crab-bunny-hop

 

[tbonezone]

his well is running dry.

 

[orangefog]

as of lately...that one drives me nuts

 

[jdubs30]

YOU HAVE TO SET A PICK AT THE TOP OF THE ZONE

 

[tbonezone]

i'll offer dickie the following:
that's a total fab-rication!
triche with the dish!
garcon means boy!

 

[44PRIDE]

let me take you to the basket...let me put you through the rim

 

[Solitude]

Can I get some toast for that jam?

 

[Cusefannotindc]

The Waiter: credit card denied on that check.

 

[4evaOrange]

credit card denied on that check!!

 

[Zelda Zonk]

"Heat check" isn't even remotely original.

"Credit card denied" by "the Waiter" — i feel kinda guilty for having enjoyed that one.

 

[Flacusian]

Joseph should never have a donut. He should at least have a couple french fries!

 

[4evaOrange]

Joseph should never have a donut. He should at least have a couple french fries!

that was a good one...lol

 

[bnoro]

"Heat check" isn't even remotely original.

"Credit card denied" by "the Waiter" — i feel kinda guilty for having enjoyed that one.

I think Dickie thinks he created "heat check" though.

 

[CJSyr]

I'm sorry, but most of his "isms" don't even make sense.

 

[MiniCuse]

How can you forget "they're handing out movie tickets."?

 

[rottweiler44]

Be sure to tip your waiter 10%.

d*mn he is cheap

 

[cliftonparksufan]

he's a poor man's clyde frazier.

Yup. If you like Clyde, you like Dickey. However, there is only one Walt "Clyde" Frazier.

 

[HakAttack]

Yup. If you like Clyde, you like Dickey. However, there is only one Walt "Clyde" Frazier.

Amen Brother. Swooping and ooping and SCOOOOping!