The all-inclusive Rutgers dumpster fire thread...

[Dinkyspond]

Congratulations, everybody, this thread is now 500 pages. That's an accomplishment.

 

[HtownOrange]

Congratulations, everybody, this thread is now 500 pages. That's an accomplishment.

Aw, shucks! [Swipes foot shyly in front of other foot] But you have to credit Rutgers with providing us with so much material, we would not have attained this milestone without their complete and consistent screw up of everything within an Athletics Department.

 

[kirbivore]

 

[orangefog]

Aw, shucks! [Swipes foot shyly in front of other foot] But you have to credit Rutgers with providing us with so much material, we would not have attained this milestone without their complete and consistent screw up of everything within an Athletics Department.

Do you remember that truck plowing into a brick building? That was amazing

 

[JeremyCuse]

Classic Rutgers, ambush a couple of decent teams and then revert back to Schian0 2003 ball. They have one of the worst passing games I have ever seen and I was around for the 2005 Syracuse Rice Moss Tim Lane disaster.

 

[djorange1989]

WOW! At Maryland tickets for $4.00! Maryland fans don't even want to see their Terps play Rutgers. What the Big Ten really thinks about Rutgers.

$4 too much

 

[C Bomb]

Remember...

Big 10 Tomato Can > Any ACC Team

I prefer “cannon fodder”

 

[Maisel123!]

Wisconsin 42 Rutgers 7. Not a good betting day for me. I had Rutgers +34.

 

[HtownOrange]

Wisconsin 42 Rutgers 7. Not a good betting day for me. I had Rutgers +34.

While I am truly sorry for you, Rutgers is gonna Rutgers. They let everyone down, except Wiscy.

 

[DomeHolmes]

After we beat Pitt, we will have three more top 25 wins in a MONTH than they have had in 10 YEARS!.

On their board they can’t understand why “Schiano is such a good recruiter”, but “doesn’t have any good players or depth”.

truly, a stupid fanbase .

 

[qdawgg]

$4 too much

Comes with a $20 coupon and a piece of chopped wood…… if they score, so you may get an I.O.U. for the wood chip.

 

[721Comstock]

It’s never a wrong time to bust on Rutty.



Ozempic Grimace = LOL!!

 

[Franz69]

Unfortunately had to pass through the New Brunswick train station yesterday, just as the game ended. It smelled worse than usual. A combo stench of depression, gorilla poop, Drakkar Noir and wasted taxpayer money.

 

[orangefog]

Unfortunately had to pass through the New Brunswick train station yesterday, just as the game ended. It smelled worse than usual. A combo stench of depression, gorilla poop, Drakkar Noir and wasted taxpayer money.

So Schiano was right there?

 

[GreekFreak]

It’s never a wrong time to bust on Rutty.



Ozempic Grimace = LOL!!

That’s embarrassing. How pathetic.

 

[orangenauburn]

After we beat Pitt, we will have three more top 25 wins in a MONTH than they have had in 10 YEARS!.

On their board they can’t understand why “Schiano is such a good recruiter”, but “doesn’t have any good players or depth”.

truly, a stupid fanbase .

If we do beat Pitt, it'd be two ROAD wins over ranked teams.

That's nice

 

[hoopsupstate]

The next three - four weeks are huge in the ACC

Cuse - Pitt, VaTech, BC
VaTech - BC, GaTech, Cuse
BC - VaTech, Louisville, Cuse
Pitt - Cuse, SMU, Virginia

Everyone of those teams probably feels they can win all three of those games.

 

[texascpa]

We need to beat Pitt and Pitt needs to beat SMU, then our destiny is in our own hands until the Miami game.

 

[DoctorBombay]

Unfortunately had to pass through the New Brunswick train station yesterday, just as the game ended. It smelled worse than usual. A combo stench of depression, gorilla poop, Drakkar Noir and wasted taxpayer money.

Hey, why you dumping on the Noir?! It used to work magic back in the day...the ladies LOVED it!

 

[BlazeOrange]

I think we need to combine all rutgers related stuff here. So if you want to rant about any if the litany of issues they're having, do it here.

Including:

1) the lying AD
2) the never ending list of football decommitts
3) former coach Schiano setting the Buccaneers back to the stone ages
4) their BB teams annual suckiness
5) the ongoing bullying issues that are present in their athletic programs
6) Kyle floods general incompetence
7) rutgers fan reactions to any of the above

I'm sure theres more, but frankly I can't keep up. Instead of 15 threads, we should just post it here.


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Here's the post that started it all, 500+ pages ago. If anyone has WAY too much time on their hands, I'd love to see a breakdown of the # of posts per category, either using those in the OP, or adding others that became relevant over time.

 

[kcsu]

He shitanoed himself

 

[djorange1989]

Hey, why you dumping on the Noir?! It used to work magic back in the day...the ladies LOVED it!

My wife married me in spite of it, then made sure it disappeared.

 

[DomeHolmes]

Hey, why you dumping on the Noir?! It used to work magic back in the day...the ladies LOVED it!

You should have tried “English Leather”. Very classy.

smelled like an old sofa

 

[orangefog]

You should have tried “English Leather”. Very classy.

smelled like an old sofa

It’s not for everyone, but I’m a sex panther man.

 

[721Comstock]

It’s not for everyone, but I’m a sex panther man.