The Onion, on Otto

[Frozen]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/otto-the-orange,27657/

 

[jekelish]

"Brings much-needed attention to the orange growers of upstate New York, producers of some of the shittiest oranges on the planet."

"Make no mistake, he'll rip your goddamn gave clean off."

"Has tried out for the basketball team every year since 1985 but has never made it because he's a fu cking orange sphere."

Standing ovation.

 

[OttoForLife]

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