Things Marek can do this summer to add 50 pounds

[orangedave]

In my opinion, he just can't do it. I know I've posted this before but, maybe, it bears repeating.

A genetically gifted person will grow muscle mass no matter what workout plan he follows, what he eats and how much rest he takes. On the contrary, a genetically cursed person will not show much muscle growth or any considerable strength gain no matter how much workout he does, how cleanly he eats or takes rest.

 

[ROCcuse]

Steroids

and sign stealing

 

[obliterata]

undergo experimental muscle replacement surgery

 

[HtownOrange]

Eat..


Seriously, I heard a report that he tries to eat and eats a lot, but simply cannot gain weight. If only we could have Wake's policy regarding player eligibility...

 

[Cuse House]

Get an uglier girlfriend.

 

[hungrychuck]

Fly to Heathrow and use an ATM.

 

[two3zone]

Put him on the keto diet. He will get so sick of it after a month that he’ll start binge eating.

I love the keto diet. You have no idea how much cheese, steak, burgers, chicken I can eat.