1. Yes. Only playing teams that could/should test you would be an adequate indicator that your defense is 'good,' and playing a balanced schedule over the course of a season, along with everyone else, is an indicator of actual defensive efficiency. Your way, you could trot out Manlius Junior High against us, we'd get a thousand steals, and you'd say it means we're the best team to ever put on uniforms.
2. It's not impressive in the least to have beaten SDSU. They're fringe top 20, at best, and we beat them on an aircraft carrier. It's not impressive in the least for a top 10 team to beat a top 50 team. It's not even worth mentioning that an opponent is in the top 50. Seriously? That's a credit to us? It's attitudes like this that lead to so many unwarranted Court Stormings.
3. The rhetoric that our opponents are picked to finish at the top of their conferences is plucked straight from JB. Again — not impressive. I'm not calling them cupcakes, but when the betting line is always >9, you're not being challenged.
When the JB Love Fest re: the march to 900 wins shows on the screen that the road consists of games against Wagner, Princeton, Colgate, Arkansas, Eastern Michigan, LBS, Monmouth, Canisius, and Detroit, it's kinda easy to see how you get to 900. Putting that schedule on the screen at the same time as you're talking about JB's credentials sorta diminishes the accomplishment...
But, whatever. You're still missing the point. Who is saying "the zone stinks" and if there is any ADULT using that terminology, what is actually meant? No one's saying it can't be effective and isn't sometimes a weapon. Most opponents don't like it for a number of reasons, and those seem to be the same reasons why more coaches don't employ it. So, when you're calling opponents "dummies," you're including a hell of a lot of very successful coaches, including the few who are/were more successful than JB.