way ot: REWARD - FREE BEER & AN APOLOGY FROM KAISER

[Jeepers]

Since other people are doing it, I'll hijack too.

If anyone has creative/techy job leads in Buffalo, I'm all ears. My job skills aren't very marketable outside of NYC.

 

[wfschrec]

Since other people are doing it, I'll hijack too.

If anyone has creative/techy job leads in Buffalo, I'm all ears. My job skills aren't very marketable outside of NYC.

Not sure I can help with Buffalo unless you like travel.

 

[retro44]

I might have to throw a post like this out around spring. Wife wants to move to the NYC area to be closer to family. Cusetroop might need a job.

Resume- I'm handsome. I have nice legs.

Hanes...panty hose

Broadway troop

 

[tboxCUSE92]

Hello Board,

I'm reaching out to you all on the off chance that one of you would like to help a fellow 'Cuse fan (and alum) change careers (again).

In a nutshell, I have an MBA with a concentration in Marketing from Tulane University and 5 years experience as an outside sales representative for Lucent Technologies - exceeding my quota each year.

For the last 10+ years, I have toured the country as a stand up comedian, written/produced on numerous reality TV shows, worked in TV development for a production company, and sold two TV pilots of my own (one to SyFy and one to GSN).

While the comedy and TV work has been lots of fun, it simply hasn't provided the financial security that my family deserves. As such, I'm looking to get back into technology sales (equipment or software).

As for market, I'm open to either Birmingham, AL or Atlanta, GA.

If any of you might be able to provide a sales job lead that results in me getting hired, I'll buy you beers at EITHER the Wake Forest OR Georgia Tech football game.

And if you can actually hire me, I'll buy you beers at BOTH the Wake Forest AND Georgia Tech games.

Additionally, a job that pays $100K or more will also earn you one apology from KaiserUEO for a previous time that he offended you on this board. Face it, he's definitely offended you... Wouldn't it be nice to hear him say he's sorry?

Please note that I'm making that apology promise on Kaiser's behalf, but I'll bribe him with beers so that he follows through. Don't worry.

Thanks in advance,

~TJ

Tommy, why are you limited to those two cities... Dallas is exploding with growth. No state income tax feels pretty good after 17 years in NYC paying fed/state and city taxes.. How is AP surviving in Reality TV?

 

[Legendof44]

Tommy, why are you limited to those two cities... Dallas is exploding with growth. No state income tax feels pretty good after 17 years in NYC paying fed/state and city taxes.. How is AP surviving in Reality TV?

you can work on his airplane!

 

[Ozcuse]

Has anyone seen or heard from Kaiser since the Giants - Carolina clusterf*ck?

Maybe some one should check in on him.

 

[HtownOrange]

I'll buy someone a beer if they find me a job in which I don't do anything at all but get paid six figures and can drink and dick around on the internet all day.

We can't all be government employees and elected officials...

 

[KaiserUEO]

Has anyone seen or heard from Kaiser since the Giants - Carolina clusterf*ck?

Maybe some one should check in on him.

I was close to that, but I'm like the pirate captain from the old Treasure Island in Vegas, ship battle from the 90s.

I'm there holding on to the mast up in the crows nest as the ship goes under. But if stay after you think the show is done, about 2 mins, that ship rises back up and im still right there in the crows nest, ready to fight again.

0-3 on the way to 10-6 and the NFC East title!!!

Oh Lord

 

[Rocco]

Resume- I'm handsome. I have nice legs.

Is that you, CuseTroop ?

 

[CuseTroop]

Is that you, CuseTroop ?

I mean, pretty much

 

[wfschrec]

Hello Board,

I'm reaching out to you all on the off chance that one of you would like to help a fellow 'Cuse fan (and alum) change careers (again).

In a nutshell, I have an MBA with a concentration in Marketing from Tulane University and 5 years experience as an outside sales representative for Lucent Technologies - exceeding my quota each year.

For the last 10+ years, I have toured the country as a stand up comedian, written/produced on numerous reality TV shows, worked in TV development for a production company, and sold two TV pilots of my own (one to SyFy and one to GSN).

While the comedy and TV work has been lots of fun, it simply hasn't provided the financial security that my family deserves. As such, I'm looking to get back into technology sales (equipment or software).

As for market, I'm open to either Birmingham, AL or Atlanta, GA.

If any of you might be able to provide a sales job lead that results in me getting hired, I'll buy you beers at EITHER the Wake Forest OR Georgia Tech football game.

And if you can actually hire me, I'll buy you beers at BOTH the Wake Forest AND Georgia Tech games.

Additionally, a job that pays $100K or more will also earn you one apology from KaiserUEO for a previous time that he offended you on this board. Face it, he's definitely offended you... Wouldn't it be nice to hear him say he's sorry?

Please note that I'm making that apology promise on Kaiser's behalf, but I'll bribe him with beers so that he follows through. Don't worry.

Thanks in advance,

~TJ

Did you find something you are content with or are you still looking?

 

[zibby]

Since other people are doing it, I'll hijack too.

If anyone has creative/techy job leads in Buffalo, I'm all ears. My job skills aren't very marketable outside of NYC.

I just got an email from a headhunter looking for a Cisco Solutions Architect for a local VAR. If that's something you're looking for, I can forward his email to you.

 

[Jeepers]

I just got an email from a headhunter looking for a Cisco Solutions Architect for a local VAR. If that's something you're looking for, I can forward his email to you.

Sounds a little too programmer-y for me. Not that I couldn't learn. I don't really know how to market my experience in mag production and video editing (basically stuff like all the Adobe products) into a new career.

 

[OttosBestFriend]

Did you find something you are content with or are you still looking?

Sadly, Still looking.

 

[OttosBestFriend]

Anyone know how I can submit my resume over at UCONN?

I mean, even with no experience coaching football, I can't do any worse than PP did, right?

 

[Bayside44]

Anyone know how I can submit my resume over at UCONN?

I mean, even with no experience coaching football, I can't do any worse than PP did, right?

fishy@aol.com

 

[IthacaMatt]

Ill buy someone's seasons tix for a year if they can find me a job in the Syracuse area doing just about ANYTHING for $18/hr or more. I have experience doing everything and im so good at sales that i can sell herpes to a catholic girl. Thats right...i said sell herpes.

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