We've had the Limricks...now the Haiku's

[sutomcat]

Syracuse Nation rules
Wisconsin Badgers go down
Doug Gottlieb, thief

Have at it folks

This one is called Mojo

cto program
A ratty orange sweater with
wine stain, bearcat socks?

 

[Otterman34]

God I love pundits
Turns out they are clueless too
'cuse beat's Wisconsin

 

[Otterman34]

Was just kidding you
Sorry for being a
Go SU, kick ass

If roles were reversed
I would have done the same thing
'Cuse is in the house!

SUball

 

[jekelish]

The wind breaks through trees
Wait that was a fart, my bad
Go 'Cuse anyway.

The shot is hoisted
And I cry out, "No Scoop no!"
But he makes it. Whew.

 

[Orange Barrel]

Cuse is in the house
Dust off the old goofy hat
Dion MVP

 

[BillJay]

Eight is too many
Perfect Blazing Saddles Line
Damn you haiku rules

 

[HakAttack]

Waiters is a beast
Rakeem is ready to rock
But Scoop makes us roll.

 

[moqui]

Dreaded Sweet Sixteen
Graveyard of Syracuse hoops
Where slow Badgers lurk

 

[br801]

JB wants to know
How big NBA courts are
Paging BlueCurtain

 

[bballbeadle]

This board is awesome
I have never done haiku
But now I just did!

 

[cliftonparksufan]

Pittsburgh to Boston
Orange Nation rolls eastward
Win two and head south

New Orleans L.A.
David Johnson was Cajun
so was D. Patrick

Win Thursday and Sat.
Then we can win there again
Fat Monday for Cuse.

 

[Oakland]

No, it's three syr-a-cuse (I beleive) .
Of course if I could count correctly I would see the first line is 6 syllables and I screwed the format up. My bad. How about:

Syracuse Nation
Wisconsin Badgers go down
Doug Gottlieb, thief.

Screw the critics, I like the first one better : )

 

[Oakland]

This board is awesome
I have never done haiku
But now I just did!

No you haven't

 

[FlynessNJuicy]

I don't have to work
so i get to watch the game
Badgers get badgered

 

[FlynessNJuicy]

scoop, joseph and rak
dirty south, triche, MCDub
waiters, fair and baye

 

[FlynessNJuicy]

remember that film
Blue Chips with Coach Jim Boeheim?
that movie was tits

 

[bballbeadle]

No you haven't

Damn! Where did I slip up? I'm much better at doggerel.

 

[Oakland]

Damn! Where did I slip up? I'm much better at doggerel.

IIRC your second verse has 8 syl and should have 7

 

[bballbeadle]

IIRC your second verse has 8 syl and should have 7

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So!

 

[bballbeadle]

IIRC your second verse has 8 syl and should have 7

Wait a minute. It does too have 7 syllables! Oh, who cares? Let's just play the damn game already.

 

[tbonezone]

what is a haiku?
it's got me all confounded
final four or bust !

 

[ImperialOrange]

Patrick Ewing can't
read this. Nerlens likes Orange
Cuse is in the house!

 

[Reyes39]

I hate Tim Tebow
Can't stand the Badgers either
Now, I deal with both

 

[ImperialOrange]

Cuse is far too strong
CJ returns from abyss
Badgers will perish

 

[ImperialOrange]

UConn in shambles
Georgetown struggles to recruit
Cuse Nation rejoice!