Why West Virginia Will Play For A Tie

[OburgOrange]

What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pump kin

 

[orange79]

What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pump kin

 

[FAL]

What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

Pump kin

Sick mufuh!
(Loved it!)

 

[OburgOrange]

What does a tornado and a West Virginian divorce have in common?

Somebody is going to lose a trailer

 

[OburgOrange]

Why did OJ want to move to West Virginia?

Everybody has the same DNA

 

[Sufanatic02]

A West Virginia groom comes to his parents' home on the night of honeymoon. Peplexed, his father asked him why he was not with his bride.
The groom exclaimed, "Daddy, when we got to the motel room, she told me she was a virgin."
Perplexed, the father asked why that news caused his son to leave his new bride behind.
The groom stated, "Daddy, if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

I’m stealing this!!

 

[OburgOrange]

Whats the difference between Milan Puskar Stadium and a cactus?

Tha cactus has its p r i c k $ on the outside

 

[cuse309]

If Milan Puskar Stadium had as many p r i c k $ on the outside as it had on the inside, it would look like porcupine.

 

[CuseCactus]

West Virginia invented the toilet.

Virginia added the hole in the bottom.

 

[cuse309]

What is a typical West Virginia fans last three words?
"Hey! Watch this!"

 

[721Comstock]

What is a typical West Virginia fans last three words?
"Hold my beer..."

FIFY.

 

[Capt. Tuttle]

I’m stealing this!!

I stole it from John Larroquette, I believe.

 

[DaCuse]

Pure gold!!!!!!!

 

[Ringostar57]

Why do West Virginians go in groups of 18 to the movies?
Cause under 17 not admitted

 

[RF2044]

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in WV?

If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

An all time classic.