CA Monk
I'm Woke, But I'm Very Groggy.
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This weekend looms large in our Orangecentric universe. Let's all do our part to make the city shine.
I now return to my regularly scheduled life already in progress.
- Keep graffiti tasteful. e.g. "Kent Syverud is, in all likelihood, a US citizen" or "Wildhack wears matching socks"
- Keep the Dinosaur BBQ tasteful
- Minimize swearing and off-color hand gestures
- For God's sake please use the newly installed spittoons strategically located throughout the city
- Remember: no more emptying chamber pots out onto the streets.
- If any recruit asks about winter, the answer is, "Snow? What snow."
- If they ask if the Carrier Dome is air conditioned, evasively answer without actually lying, "Well it is called the 'Carrier Dome.' I figure it's gotta be."
I now return to my regularly scheduled life already in progress.