Speaking of ham sandwiches and food in general...how the hell is Jesse Palmer hosting a new Food Network competition show? That's obviously completely off topic here, but when I saw the previews I was utterly baffled (it's some show wherein Jesse and his judges award a food truck to the winner of a competition between two competing food trucks).
And if you dislike Jesse Palmer, just remember - he was the bachelor who gave a rose to the wrong person because he didn't remember her name, so they had to change the rules on the fly and make him look like an idiot and the girl he mistakenly gave a rose to look like the most pathetic reality dating contestant in history.
EDIT: ...not that I actually watched that season of the Bachelor...