FIFA 2014 World Cup all-purpose thread

[PeteCalvin]

HOLY SHITE!!!!! 5-NIL!!!

 

[Bortukal]

Seriously. There's got to be some match manipulation at work here, right?

 

[OttoMets]

OK, first to ten goals wins.

 

[cmr27]

For a nation so large, Brazil sure isn't very good at soccer...

 

[PeteCalvin]

I hope Germany keeps piling it on and gets overconfident so they lose the final.

 

[Noexcuse]

When does "mercy rule" kick in?

 

[Alsacs]

Does Pele go into the Brazil locker room at halftime and give the speech from Victory when the Allies were down 4-0 to Nazis at halftime?

 

[Alsacs]

BTW I got David Luiz in the pool for most likely Brazilian to get a red card the rest of this game.

 

[CuseTroop]

Bills fans would have been back in the parking lot by now

 

[CanadianSU]

Krooooos

 

[cmr27]

BTW I got David Luiz in the pool for most likely Brazilian to get a red card the rest of this game.

This is a master class in why Chelsea sold Luiz. He is absolutely horrible tonight.

 

[Alsacs]

Michael Ballack is going to be drunk at halftime.

 

[cmr27]

Does Pele go into the Brazil locker room at halftime and give the speech from Victory when the Allies were down 4-0 to Nazis at halftime?

I think they are going to need to flee Brazil the way the allied POWs got out of Germany after this.

 

[Alsacs]

If the Yankees fan caught sleeping on TV suffered $10 million in damages we can only imagine the damages being suffered by fans of Brazil watching this match.

 

[ImperialOrange]

Is Brazil going to burn down tonight?

 

[cmr27]

If the Yankees fan caught sleeping on TV suffered $10 million in damages we can only imagine the damages being suffered by fans of Brazil watching this match.

If this game were played in Philly, and Philly fans were were watching their home team in the highest stakes game possible, what would be the reaction to this? I can't even imagine... I wonder if the Brazil fans will boo at halftime.

 

[cmr27]

Is Barzil going to burn down tonight?

Whatever is left of the rain forest is gone.

 

[PeteCalvin]

Whatever is left of the rain forest is gone.

couchburn This is what will be happening all along the Amazon tonight.

 

[CanadianSU]

L.O.L.

 

[CanadianSU]

Im enjoying this idk about you guys but they flopped the whole tourny. This what they get

 

[Bortukal]

This is one of those times where I need a time machine, to go back and put a grand on a Germany to lead 5-0 at the half. The payout for that must be enough to buy whatever's going to be left of Rio after tonight.

 

[cmr27]

In all seriousness, Germany is amazing at making the last pass. They always do the right thing in the final third. I also love the way they keep pressing. No parking the bus. Passing and movement. I'm half expecting them to run into the net after the latest goal to grab the ball and keep playing right away, as if they were down 2-1 after 86 minutes.

 

[NailstheCusefan12]

MORE JÄGER AND MORE BRAZILIAN TEARS

 

[Noexcuse]

BTW damn my phone auto correct for changing Kroos to Cruz.

Not for nothing but that name change was probably pretty common after WWII.

 

[djcon57]

So I'm thinking it's bad I picked Brazil in my pick-em pool that I lead for a 1K win, no?