Guy who mows my lawn went to Wiscy . . . What do I do?

[JOC44]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wisconsin. I'm a diehard Syracuse fan, but, well, the guy does a good job mowing my lawn. For the love of God, what am I supposed to do? Help!!!

 

[gmoney44]

Dig a pit and cover with leaves. Observe from roof while he mows.

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[jr4750]

If we win he stays, lose he goes...

 

[Orange87]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wiscnsin.

Isn't that enough...?

 

[Moontan]

Make him cut your lawn during the game?

 

[cliftonparksufan]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wisconsin. I'm a diehard Syracuse fan, but, well, the guy does a good job mowing my lawn. For the love of God, what am I supposed to do? Help!!!

See if he has a sister who can clean your house.

 

[PoppyHart]

Put chunks of gouda all around your yard. It will clog up the mower and he'll have to watch the game from the John Deere repair shop on a 19' black and white TV.

 

[EastCoast2]

Bang his mom

 

[pfister1]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wisconsin. I'm a diehard Syracuse fan, but, well, the guy does a good job mowing my lawn. For the love of God, what am I supposed to do? Help!!!

I assume you don't live in Wisconsin? So, if he went to Wisconsin, you'd better get a new lawn guy.

 

[JoeSU]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wisconsin. I'm a diehard Syracuse fan, but, well, the guy does a good job mowing my lawn. For the love of God, what am I supposed to do? Help!!!

If you neglect spring lawn care you'll pay for it all year.
I would have him aerate/de-thatch your lawn, and then apply lime, followed by fertilizer with crab grass preventer. I would also advise over-seeding any bare spots.

 

[690West]

Pics of your lawn or he didnt mow it

 

[mark79]

Introduce him to Jfeldes girlfriend, hope there are sparks, and you solve your problem and his problem. It's a win-win!

 

[The General]

Oh crayap!

 

[KingOtis]

Do you have a dog?

 

[Orangello]

.30-06. Works every time.

 

[SUFAN1]

Good to see that he's making the most of his Degree !

 

[cto]

The guy who mows my lawn went to Wisconsin. I'm a diehard Syracuse fan, but, well, the guy does a good job mowing my lawn. For the love of God, what am I supposed to do? Help!!!

You must live in a classy neighborhood. The guy who mows my lawn was a grade school drop-out in Mexico.

 

[Marsh01]

People hire people to mow their lawns? I wouldnt let the Presidents of Scott's touch my lawn and mine could be used in their commercials.

 

[pfister1]

People hire people to mow their lawns? I wouldnt let the Presidents of Scott's touch my lawn and mine could be used in their commercials.

I'm with you...no one touches my lawn, me included.

 

[JOC44]

You must live in a classy neighborhood. The guy who mows my lawn was a grade school drop-out in Mexico.

When the Wiscy grad can't do it, I have Joe Biden come over and mow.