2023 Yankees Season

[ssbriefcase]

Heading down to the game to see who sucks less. Man it seems the Yanks always struggle coming here against the sorry Rockies.

 

[Cowtown]

Rockies starter has a 6.5 ERA, Yankees have 2 runs off the Stanton Homer in the 1st and then nothing. Team can't hit

I'm sure this is why I drink.

 

[Cowtown]

Fair enough, I thought you were of the opinion the Yankees were a fast team.
I personally think they are a one dimensional team and if the long balls aren’t happening they aren’t scoring.

Just a guess here, their home-to-first time is slow because too often they're jogging out easy ground balls. I wonder what their time is for walking back to the dugout after striking out 3 times per game - looking at you, Donaldson and Stanton.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

And here we go...

DJ double
Bader single
Volpe walk
Higgy sac fly
Gleyber single
Stanton HR.

A 5 spot in the 2nd.

 

[NineOneSeven]

Donaldson batting a robust 0.144.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Donaldson batting a robust 0.144.

.143 now

 

[OrangeXtreme]

.142

And Donaldson pulled something.

 

[JeremyCuse]

.142

And Donaldson pulled something.

Put this guy and us out-of our misery.

 

[NineOneSeven]

.142

And Donaldson pulled something.

I played kickball today and pulled my hammy mid way through. A day ruiner.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

This is why they cut off beer sales after 7 innings...

 

[PoppyHart]

.142

And Donaldson pulled something.

Maybe he tweaked his swing?

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[orangefog]

OH NOOO!!!! I'm sure we're all holding our breath awaiting the results.

 

[SUFaninNJ]

This is why they cut off beer sales after 7 innings...

Volpe was tackled and arrested? That seems a bit harsh.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

Volpe was tackled and arrested? That seems a bit harsh.

Not for a guy who's only batting .213

 

[SUFaninNJ]

OH NOOO!!!! I'm sure we're all holding our breath awaiting the results.

Where in the world can the Yankees find someone to replace Donaldson’s robust .142 average?!

 

[SUFaninNJ]

Not for a guy who's only batting .213

Isn’t that like second or third highest on the team?

 

[ssbriefcase]

This is why they cut off beer sales after 7 innings...

Bottom of the 8th now

 

[OrangeDW]

Where in the world can the Yankees find someone to replace Donaldson’s robust .142 average?!

They need to scan the AL and NL all star rosters from last week, and trade for some of those guys. If they don’t, Steinbrenner is going to get an irate email from a huge fan who spends a lot of money to go to one game a year.

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[OrangeXtreme]

 

[kirbivore]

.142

And Donaldson pulled something.

Hopefully this IL stint will lead to a DFA.

 

[kirbivore]

more offensive suckiness